Nothing again? Perhaps it's time to give up alchemy. Take up a trade. Maybe VCR repair.
Tears + Platinum + Honey
Tears + Platinum + Brimstone
Tears + Flesh + Diamond
Tears + Honey + Sand
Tears + Honey + Pixie Dust
Tears + Arsenic + Meteorite
Tears + Sand + Ether
Tears + Ether + Diamond
Platinum + Flesh + Honey
Platinum + Flesh + Ether
Platinum + Honey + Ether
Platinum + Arsenic + Pixie Dust
Platinum + Sand + Diamond
Flesh + Honey + Sand
Flesh + Arsenic + Ether
Flesh + Wool + Brimstone
Honey + Arsenic + Wool
Honey + Arsenic + Meteorite
Honey + Sand + Diamond
Honey + Ether + Diamond
Honey + Ether + Pixie Dust
Arsenic + Sand + Ether
Arsenic + Ether + Meteorite
Sand + Ether + Diamond
Sand + Ether + Brimstone
Wool + Ether + Brimstone
Ether + Meteorite + Pixie Dust


Word of advice... You may want to steer clear of biology classes.
Tears + Flesh + Arsenic
Tears + Flesh + Sand
Tears + Honey + Ether
Tears + Arsenic + Diamond
Tears + Ether + Meteorite
Tears + Ether + Brimstone
Tears + Meteorite + Diamond
Platinum + Flesh + Brimstone
Platinum + Honey + Pixie Dust
Platinum + Arsenic + Meteorite
Platinum + Wool + Brimstone
Platinum + Pixie Dust + Brimstone
Flesh + Honey + Ether
Flesh + Arsenic + Diamond
Flesh + Arsenic + Pixie Dust
Flesh + Wool + Diamond
Flesh + Ether + Meteorite
Flesh + Meteorite + Brimstone
Honey + Sand + Wool
Honey + Wool + Pixie Dust
Honey + Meteorite + Pixie Dust
Arsenic + Sand + Meteorite
Arsenic + Sand + Pixie Dust
Arsenic + Wool + Brimstone
Sand + Ether + Pixie Dust
Wool + Ether + Pixie Dust
Wool + Meteorite + Diamond
Meteorite + Diamond + Pixie Dust


Oddly enough, in high school you were voted most likely to blow up their neighborhood.
Tears + Platinum + Ether
Tears + Platinum + Pixie Dust
Tears + Flesh + Meteorite
Tears + Flesh + Brimstone
Tears + Arsenic + Brimstone
Tears + Sand + Brimstone
Tears + Pixie Dust + Brimstone
Platinum + Flesh + Arsenic
Platinum + Flesh + Pixie Dust
Platinum + Honey + Sand
Platinum + Arsenic + Diamond
Platinum + Sand + Brimstone
Platinum + Diamond + Pixie Dust
Flesh + Arsenic + Sand
Flesh + Arsenic + Meteorite
Flesh + Sand + Meteorite
Flesh + Ether + Pixie Dust
Honey + Arsenic + Sand
Honey + Wool + Meteorite
Honey + Ether + Meteorite
Honey + Diamond + Brimstone
Honey + Pixie Dust + Brimstone
Arsenic + Ether + Pixie Dust
Arsenic + Meteorite + Pixie Dust
Sand + Wool + Pixie Dust
Sand + Pixie Dust + Brimstone
Wool + Ether + Meteorite


So you've summoned a monstrosity. Why not save yourself the trouble and just get in his belly.
Tears + Platinum + Arsenic
Tears + Flesh + Wool
Tears + Honey + Brimstone
Tears + Arsenic + Ether
Tears + Sand + Diamond
Tears + Wool + Meteorite
Tears + Wool + Pixie Dust
Tears + Meteorite + Brimstone
Tears + Diamond + Pixie Dust
Platinum + Flesh + Wool
Platinum + Arsenic + Sand
Platinum + Arsenic + Wool
Platinum + Wool + Meteorite
Platinum + Ether + Diamond
Platinum + Meteorite + Pixie Dust
Platinum + Diamond + Brimstone
Flesh + Sand + Ether
Flesh + Diamond + Brimstone
Honey + Arsenic + Pixie Dust
Honey + Sand + Ether
Honey + Sand + Brimstone
Arsenic + Sand + Brimstone
Arsenic + Wool + Meteorite
Arsenic + Diamond + Pixie Dust
Sand + Wool + Meteorite
Sand + Diamond + Brimstone
Wool + Diamond + Brimstone
Meteorite + Diamond + Brimstone


Tears + Platinum + Flesh = Blanca Squiddly


Tears + Platinum + Sand = Adventure Trench & Shorts & Boots - Gold


Tears + Platinum + Meteorite = Star Snare


Tears + Platinum + Diamond = Priest of Water Hairpin


Tears + Flesh + Honey = Butter Cookie Comforts


Tears + Flesh + Ether = Makin’ Faces


Tears + Flesh + Pixie Dust = Chime Eyes Set - Pastel


Tears + Honey + Meteorite = Bee Umbrella


Tears + Honey + Diamond = Abigail Bouquet - Water


Tears + Arsenic + Wool = Plague Doctor Cloak & Hood - Navy


Tears + Arsenic + Pixie Dust = Attack of the Allergies


Tears + Sand + Wool = Octavia Gown - Sand


Tears + Sand + Pixie Dust = The Bitter Hag


Tears + Wool + Ether = Atlantica Kimono & Shoes


Tears + Wool + Diamond = Stage Setting – Celebration Pack


Tears + Ether + Pixie Dust = Emo Tear Tattoo, Pyro’s Mark, Heart Tattoo – Red & Black


Tears + Meteorite + Pixie Dust = Star Crest


Tears + Diamond + Brimstone = Omniscient Eye


Platinum + Flesh + Sand = Rebel Chaps – Sterling Owl


Platinum + Flesh + Meteorite = Shotgun


Platinum + Honey + Arsenic = Harem Belt – Silver & Gold


Platinum + Honey + Meteorite = Ruby Bells


Platinum + Honey + Diamond = True Love Wings


Platinum + Honey + Brimstone = Calesco Headdress


Platinum + Honey + Wool = Picnic Set


Platinum + Arsenic + Brimstone = Death’s Minion


Platinum + Sand + Wool = Pirate Vest - Gold


Platinum + Sand + Ether = Inventor's Plaid Coat - Teal & Inventor's Belted Vest - Brown


Platinum + Sand + Pixie Dust = Time’s Titan


Platinum + Wool + Diamond = Birthstone Lolita Dress - Diamond


Platinum + Ether + Meteorite = Pitchfork


Platinum + Ether + Pixie Dust = Celes Paradi '15


Platinum + Meteorite + Diamond = Staff from Heaven


Platinum + Meteorite + Brimstone = Ray Gun – Light Red & Silver


Flesh + Honey + Arsenic = The Sting in the Tail


Flesh + Honey + Wool = Queenly Fur-trim Cloak


Flesh + Honey + Meteorite = Temptress Dress - Pink & Red


Flesh + Honey + Diamond = The Luuuv Guru


Flesh + Honey + Pixie Dust = Yellow Sugarplum Fairy Wings


Flesh + Arsenic + Wool = Voodoo Doll Skin


Flesh + Arsenic + Brimstone = Lucky Ham Hock


Flesh + Sand + Wool = I am Leon, hear me RAWR


Flesh + Sand + Pixie Dust = Orchid Hairpin - Peach


Flesh + Sand + Brimstone = Spare Ribs – M&F


Flesh + Wool + Ether = White Wrap - M&F


Flesh + Wool + Meteorite = Copper Foretop Wig & Copper À la Belle Poule Wig


Flesh + Wool + Pixie Dust = Ayumi’s Dress - Pink


Flesh + Ether + Diamond = Inventor’s Goggles & Head Goggles - Purple


Flesh + Ether + Brimstone = Hawtsome


Flesh + Meteorite + Pixie Dust = Heaven Kitty


Flesh + Diamond + Pixie Dust – Coraline Corset - White - M&F


Flesh + Pixie Dust + Brimstone = Tulip Faerie Wings


Honey + Arsenic + Diamond = Harem Headdress - Gold


Honey + Arsenic + Brimstone = YOLO! LULZ…. mommy T_T


Honey + Sand + Pixie Dust = Chocolate Heart Buddy


Honey + Wool + Ether = Black Lordship Cloak - Red


Honey + Wool + Diamond = Year of the Warm Fuzzies


Honey + Wool + Brimstone = Commander Trenchcoat – Caramel


Honey + Meteorite + Diamond = Honeymooners Retreat


Honey + Meteorite + Brimstone = Nebula Halo


Honey + Diamond + Pixie Dust = Beezzzz Line


Arsenic + Sand + Wool = Cushy Hat & Cushy Scarf – Cream & Espresso


Arsenic + Wool + Ether = Skull Hoodies – M&F


Arsenic + Wool + Diamond = Mad Monk


Arsenic + Ether + Brimstone = Goth Boots - Green & Black


Arsenic + Meteorite + Diamond = Gold Décor Tiara - Emerald


Arsenic + Meteorite + Brimstone = We All Float Down Here


Arsenic + Diamond + Brimstone = Dark Crystal


Arsenic + Pixie Dust + Brimstone = Dark Alchemist


Sand + Wool + Ether = Theater of Dreams


Sand + Wool + Brimstone = Proper Bag – Leather & Charcoal


Sand + Ether + Meteorite = Desert Hideaway


Sand + Meteorite + Brimstone = Nutcracker Black Hat & Black and Scarlet Jacket


Sand + Diamond + Pixie Dust = Life’s Beach


Wool + Meteorite + Pixie Dust = Berenice’s Hair


Wool + Meteorite + Brimstone = Waiting For Santa


Wool + Pixie Dust + Brimstone = Yellow Dancer’s Sash


Ether + Meteorite + Diamond = Jeweled Bow – Red & Blue


Ether + Meteorite + Brimstone = Flying High


Ether + Diamond + Pixie Dust = Homemade Angel


Ether + Pixie Dust + Brimstone = Fireflies - Red


Meteorite + Pixie Dust + Brimstone = Calesco’s Caverns


Diamond + Pixie Dust + Brimstone = Kappa Trouble

Wool + Ether + Diamond = 10,000g

Honey + Arsenic + Ether = 5,000g

Sand + Meteorite + Pixie Dust = 4,750g

Tears + Platinum + Wool = 4,500g

Arsenic + Sand + Diamond = 4,250g

Platinum + Arsenic + Ether = 4,000g

Flesh + Sand + Diamond = 3,750g

Arsenic + Wool + Pixie Dust = 3,500g

Ether + Diamond + Brimstone = 3,250g

Tears + Wool + Brimstone = 3,000g

Honey + Sand + Meteorite = 2,750g

Platinum + Ether + Brimstone = 2,500g

Tears + Arsenic + Sand = 2,250g

Platinum + Flesh + Diamond = 2,000g

Sand + Wool + Diamond = 1,750g

Honey + Ether + Brimstone = 1,500g

Tears + Sand + Meteorite = 1,250g

Flesh + Honey + Brimstone = 1,000g

Platinum + Wool + Pixie Dust = 900g

Tears + Honey + Arsenic = 800g

Arsenic + Ether + Diamond = 700g

Platinum + Sand + Meteorite = 600g

Tears + Honey + Wool = 500g

Platinum + Wool + Ether = 500g

Flesh + Meteorite + Diamond = 500g

Sand + Meteorite + Diamond = 500g

Wool + Diamond + Pixie Dust = 500g