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Old 08-22-2008, 02:37 PM

D:l Are you kidding me? Not to be a douche but all of the suggestions that I'm seeing are just so LAAAAAAAMMMMMME!!!! Kilts? Fire Emblem clothes? Hoodies? Polo shirts? The Fucking Gap?! Sweet Monkey Balls people stop swimming around in your giant olympic estrogen pool and put on your testosterone thinking caps and see the itchy ballsack that shows the true path to manliness! This is suppose to be an avatar based website! Why are you limiting yourselves to such normal pansy gear?! JUST FOR THE GUYS does not equal how you would dress up your boyfriend like a french poodle so you can show him off like it was a shiny new toy.

MEN. WANT. THIS.
http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs18/i/20...Johndowson.jpg
http://fc07.deviantart.com/fs7/i/200..._VegasMike.jpg
http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs27/f/20...y_majoraex.jpg
http://spawn.com/comics/Spawn/monthl...ver_179_cl.jpg
http://i495.photobucket.com/albums/r...NGTHANKYOU.jpg

Stop thinking cute. Stop thinking clean. Stop thinking normal. Open up your minds and just make up the most horrid, ugly, menacing, powerful, apeshit things you can think of that would suit a MAN and then post it here. Otherwise, there isn't much hope for attracting dudes.

Again, this is not meant to be offensive. It is meant to be aggressive and helpful.