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Captain Howdy
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Old 08-26-2016, 11:01 PM



Dear Mom and Dad,

How are you? I'm having a blue time at camp. Right now we are at Amane's Favorite Restaurant, where we post all day long. It can be exhausting, but they give us songs at the end of the day, and we dance around the campfire and tell pole stories.

I have a new friend named Amane: who is really hawt. Yesterday we found some droids in the woods. I wonder how they got there. Amane thinks they were dropped by a cat.

We invented a game called barugula. Here's how you play. First you wave a master until you get really mysterious, and then you shout "All Hail The Almighty Seacow!". I know it sounds weird, but trust me, it's actually hilarious.

Well, I should go. I can here the splat. That means it's dinnertime. I hope they don't serve bug arms again. They're gross! ... But Amane seems to like them.

See you in 2 seconds!
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