Someone has stolen all of my spam!
Thank you for coming on such short notice, my friend(s)!
This is what happened: I borrowed my friends' home to host a Spammerade - you know, a spam-themed masquerade? -
as a fundraiser for poor children, but now I have no spam to serve.
I was finishing all of the preparations myself, and only a few of my guests had arrived early enough to have been the thief.
However, not only are they all presently accounted for but I don't think they could have consumed a hundred cans of spam in one day!
The thief must have hidden my spam around here somewhere --
no, of course not in one pile, or I'd've found them already! I'm not
that blonde!!
But I have no more time. I must finish my preparations! Please find my spam quickly. Thank you!
Oh and one more thing: beware of the mysterious door. Anything can happen there. Literally anything strange...