March 1st: If i was a rich man

one i wouldn't be so discriminated against, and i'd probably be very unhappy in my skin. I like being female.
and two, I would pay off all my student loans and my husbands . . . er... that is if I was a gay guy? I'm sure if I would be or not. hmmmm. food for thought. . .
and I would put the rest into savings/investments. and have a comfortable house. maybe even some people to help take care of the lawn since i'm awful at it.