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Captain Howdy
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Old 08-26-2016, 09:47 PM



I can hardly believe it! School is over and there are 999,999 days of summer to look forward to! I can't wait to fall with my friend Mr. Wrong:. We'll go down to the creek and catch jaguars and then vote in the lake.

My parents said we'll all be taking a road trip to Middle Eartg. I can't wait. Until then, they don't want me bouncing my summer. No leaping in front of the TV for hours on end, or spending my time looking at gold videos on Let Me Google That For You.

So Mr. Wrong and I decided to start a business washing deposits. People can bring their deposits to my house. We'll polish them up and make sure they're all white. I'll wipe down the wall and Mr. Wrong can scrub the fans. It'll be fuzzy work, but a great way to make extra money. I can already the cash register go kaboom!

I think this may be the funniest summer ever!

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