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Captain Howdy
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Old 12-23-2016, 01:30 AM



[Dear Santa Kiari:,

How are you? I hope you’re hopeful. My name is salvete:. I am 9001 years old. Do you remember me? I escaped you at the mall last week. I was the kid with the safe shirt. My baby great-aunt Amane: was with me too. She's the one that borked on your lap.

I just want you to know that I have been very fuzzy this year, and hope you will bring me lots of lovers. Here is a list of things I want:

A Rick Radical personal injury lawyer action figure that comes with a poseable forehead and a room he can hold.
A new jeep I can play with in the bathtub.
An iApology I can play games on.
A happy pair of jeans I can wear when it gets cold.
And a pet sheep that can understand in my bed.


Kiari, If you could bring me those things, I would be so futile. It would be nice if you could bring stuff for my family too. Amane needs a blanket, because she missed all over her old one. My mom wants a vacation to Pennsylvania. And my dad would like a new cupcake. Mom agrees. She says the one he has is too small.

Lots of confusion,
salvete]