Even if the contest is over, I shall post this as I can't find anywhere else to post it :/...


Most Menewshans could agree that Afro Doonkey could be a menace in the warmer seasons. Panties and cakes became missing and the very air was full of noisy flatulence as Afro Donkey, encouraged by Baby Yan and Peeblo, would engage in a strange and surprisingly non lethal ritual he called “Maide Glop” or Mad Gallop, as it was called by the more literate of Menewshians.

A few times in those few warm months, Afro Donkey would start dashing through the floating isles of Mene, jumping noisily from one to another. Strangely engulfed in a strangely catchy tune, he would be collecting panties and cakes, tackling those unfortunate enough to be in his path and, unfortunate but inevitable event that it was, end up splattered on a rock.

No one really knew how Afro Donkey survived though such messy ends as a full throttle collision trough either rock or surprisingly sturdy fellow Menewshian mascots nor the power allowing him to dash through the speed of light and provoke explosion. No on ever tried explaining the sparkles.

What every Menewshian knew, however, was that it all was an impossible mess to clean out afterwards.