Ooh, that evil tree!
Did you at lest break a branch or two?
Maybe peel off a layer of bark?
If you say no, I'm going to tell you to chop it down o__o
How'd you end up hitting it?
Drunk driving o=<
"The tree just jumped out at me"
Trying to avoid a car vs car crash o_o
Avoiding people o__o;;
Slippery roads and out of line tires O:
Wanted an excuse to re-paint your car, but took it a little to far nd need a new one?
o___o
There's too many ways to hit something DX
--Edit--
What kind of car was it?
Do you have a picture of it, before you hurt it </3?