Not-Keith was a largish small Malkavian of no fixed size. At the moment Not-Keith happens to have happened across a happening at the Red Rose Inn. "Man, this is my happening and it freaks me out!" he thought out loud at no one in particular, and decided now was the time to try that 'parkour' stuff he kept hearing about.

Not knowing how to start, Not-Keith flung himself at the wall.

At this moment he thought he heard someone calling his name. "Keith!" they called, which upset him to no end.

"How many times must I tell you that my name is NOT KEITH?!" he exclaimed in an exclaiming kind of voice, for indeed, it wasn't. No sir, no sirreee, he wasn't Keith. Absolutely not.