07-07-2013, 02:32 AM
Come One, Come All, to the fruitiest cruise on Mene!
Welcome to the Citrus Circus Banana Boat! Our entire staff consists of fruit :D Waiting to serve and generally make your experience pleasant! ...Except for eating them. Don't eat the crew or we're all screwed.
...It's a cruise. Do what you want.
[Quieter]
Just don't make trouble in the bathrooms. There's a couple of unicorns living in there that are VERY protective of their, err, home. They're prone to rampaging if someone makes a mess, or doesn't put the seat down, or if you're dressed as a clown...
We don't have clowns for a reason. Completely serious.
Aside from that, just play nice and follow Mene's rules. By the way, their names are George and Gina. George is the Cthulhu looking one, and Gina is the pretty purple one.
Last edited by Citrus Hammer; 07-07-2013 at 02:37 AM..
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