I just had a rather 'rude' moment today with my supervisor. nearly blurted out that 'rude' reply.

Scenario~
MY office blocked a lot of websites for whatever reasons they claim, I don't like that. My super visor being one of the person that control the website security. So, today, Supervisor instructed me to work on searching for Rolls Royce car size so to design car park layout. BUT, even being aware office blocking a lot of websites, I am shocked that Rolls Royce is blocked, the website is categorized as "Personal Vehicle."
Supervisor : Have you found the spec sheet for Rolls Royce?
Xuv : erm... no. I am blocked.
Supervisor : Seriously? Blocked?
Xuv : *shrugged innocently* Yeah, office blocked the website under "Personal Vehicle".
Supervisor : *laughed* I see, oh well, no choice, office policy.
Xuv turned back to computer and work on other things. Supervisor passed by to go for lunch.
SUpervisor : Oh yeah, you have data for your phone right? You can surf Rolls Royce on your phone.
Xuv's sweat drop, turned around going to answer... Before she can even respond...
Supervisor : hmm, but still cannot print right? Nevermind, I will find it out."
Next moment, he already disappeared behind the door.

I was going to give an epic answer to spite him. T___T
"Xuv's Policy is to not use my own phone for office work."