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Username:llonka
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How I was Jilted: I had a crush on Jeremy since school had started. I planned to give him some chocolates on Valentine's Day! Valentine's Day came, and I came down with cold. The cold was not going to stop me from giving Jeremy his box of chocolates! When I tried to give him his chocolates, he was disgusted with my snotty nose and threw the box in my face!

Username: HIM_ROCK
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How I was Jilted:Tis I Miss Havisham with a tale of how I was jilted, it all started....Too long ago for me to rember exactly, Alister and I were madly in love he had a wondering eye but he said it was just lazy and it was always looking the other way, he only had eyes for me.
Lying git ! On the day we eloped and were to wed he and his wondering eye jilted me. FOR A BEAREDED LADY he met when he went to see a freak show !

Username: Clair Voyant
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How I was Jilted: Fiona Armstrong. Her only daughter's romance was forever immortalized in the romance novel known as "The Thorn Birds", but Fiona's story is just as beautiful and tragic. As a teenager, Fiona fell in love with a politician, much older than her. By him, she gave birth to a baby boy, but the politician could not be bothered to take responsibility. Fiona was forced into a marriage to a much poorer man and lost almost everything she owned. Her husband was a good man and treated her well, but she did not love him. She never complained about the state of her life, never got angry... but she never smiled, or laughed...

Username:BellyButton
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[COLOR="Purple"]I met him while dancing the carnival stage,
and though he was probably triple my age
my "Dance of the Veils" had captured his heart
(in truth, I had mastered the thing to an art -
best dance of a bearded girl yet)

He came to my room with the sweetest bouquet,
the look in his eyes said he wanted to stay,
and no way in heaven I'd turn him away,
as lonely a bearded girl gets.

He pulled me in close for a lusty embrace,
and whispered 'I simply must look at your face'
Assuming he knew, what else would I do --
I loosened the string on the back of the thing
and then it slipped gently from place.

As my veil hit the floor,
he ran straight for the door!
"Oh fer chrissakes!" I squeaked,
"That's the third time this week!"

I sobbed for an hour when the kleenex was gone,
I'd been honking my nose like a trumpeter swan,
then a voice said, "Get up girl, the show must go on!"
So it must. And so it was going to.

Mr. Havisham, I'll miss you!
Next time, won't you please bring tissue?

Username: Nephila
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How I was Jilted:
You were so hypnotizing. I'm wide awake! Words up your sleeve such a tease. I see you for who you are. Hot but cold, I wish I knew then what I know now. Cause baby I'm a firework! I'll show you what I'm worth.

When Russel left her, Katy was very confused. She has a lot of songs dealing with their relationships ups and downs and always said,"If I can be an example showing people that they don't have to lay down and die because they've been thrown a curve-ball, then that's great." Basically succeeding without them is a good enough revenge. Pretty classy. However in this case I think I picture her shooting of fireworks in his general direction.

Username: Wyrmskyld
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How I was Jilted: Everything was perfect for our dinner date. I'd tidied up the laboratory, and decorated it. I lit candles and chilled the wine, and I spent all day programming my robots to serve the meal... And then she ran away screaming as soon as the appetizer was served! Apparently she has a phobia of bees... Maybe next year I should build myself a girlfriend for Valentine's Day...

Username: neller
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We were so in love, he and I, I and he. He sported his thick, burly beard, and I fashioned my thick-framed bogus spectacles. Ah yes, we were hipsters, but so hipster we were. Together, we loved everything before it was cool: the books we read, the music we listened to, the coffees we drank. It was such a wonderful time to be before the time, until that fateful day before Valentine's Day (because celebrating Valentine's Day on Valentine's Day is too main stream). "My darling," he took my hands within his and looked into my eyes, "Being a hipster has become too popular...I can't bare it anymore! I must change my ways to something more underground, but that change won't be easy...especially with a hipster as a girlfriend. Please, darling, understand, this is for our [my] better good." I should've known...he thought he was better than me!

Username: Popcorn Gun
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How I was Jilted: Classic story of two people, best friends, since they were kids. Radically different but appreciative of one another. Kadia was always a bit eccentric, and didn't too much bother with staying on trend, or putting on airs for anyone who's eye she might be in. Her bestie however, was a little different. It was 7th grade, and she hadn't changed, but her best friend had. Though they no longer ran in the same circles, Kadia still cared deeply for her friend, and decided to make them a really fun valentine card...but when she went to give them her ridiculously punny -You're the BOMB' valentine- the person she once called best friend, that she'd been so close to over the years, showed just what societal pressure can do, and in the face of their new crowds pelted her with snow, and spurned the pun, Kadia's look, and everything about her. Kadia's lost the love of a friend to something sadly controlling.

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Username:elizabeth_mazur
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How I got REVENGE!: I rushed around all day getting things together for me and my husband's..*ahem*"special" night. I was so excited I couldn't help but show up at his work to give him a "pre-event"present! I walked into his office and found him with his pants down..literally. The woman I found him with was my boss. How she got there I have no idea. So, they wanted to be together? There they are. In the coffin. Hey, I never said they were alive together.

Username: Kiyoto
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How I got REVENGE!: You want a story, I got a story for ya! I used to be the king of hearts, love and fluff, and all that good stuff. Cupid had nothing on me hehehe, but poor old Kiyoto could never find a break. I once found the woman of my dreams, and thought we were ment to be....till she ran away with a magician. She wants magic? I can do magic! You have a heart right? Well now you see it....now you don't, but I got a pretty new pet for my cage~ It dosn't sing, but it sure can keep a beat! Hehehehe, now we can be together for all eternity cause hey, even bad guys need love to!~

Username: Risque
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How I got REVENGE!: I don't think he ever really loved me, but one thing I know that he actually liked about me was my cooking skills. It was when I found out that he planned on running off with another woman without breaking up with me first that I knew I had to stop him for good. That last night we were together I made one of his favorite stews, imagine his surprise when he found that he was going to be the main ingredient! Really, a chicken is a fitting form for a man like him.

Username:Velvet
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OH, the joy of sweet, sweet revenge. My pure terror and tears turned to joy and laughter after I set my revenge in play. So what happened, you may wonder? Well, after coming home early from work one night I found that there was a strange car parked in the driveway. You see, I work a different shift than my fiance. So, he gets off work earlier than I do. Anyway, back to the story. So, instead of bursting through the door and finding the source of the new car, I decided to sneak around the back and looked through the bedroom window. That's when I saw them. My fiance all over that little ( #@*$#&^ - this content is bleeped out for the sake of decency. xD). What do I do? I decided to play it cool. Since they did not hear me, I quickly ran back to my car and drove off. Of course I was upset, who wouldn't be to know their lover is in fact involved with someone else? How dare he not love me enough to not cheat! After calming down I decided to call him from my cell a few blocks away from the house. I told him I got off work early and asked if he wanted me to pick up anything before I returned home. I knew she would leave before I got back. I was right. I followed her car back to her house, smacked her across the head with a mallet. Don't worry though, I didn't fatally harm her, just knocked her out.. Anyway, I retrieved her phone and found my fiance's name, and sent him a text asking to for him to meet her at the hotel down the street. He replied, "Okay." SERIOUSLY? HE SERIOUSLY ACTUALLY WAS ALL RIGHT WITH THIS?! Ahem, I also went on to tell him he better be sure to be blind folded when I (pretending to be that #&&^&#) knocked on the door. I then deleted the texts, placed the phone back in her bag and left. I headed straight for that hotel, receiving a call from my fiance first though. He actually told me he had an errand to run for work. HAH!! I parked at the hotel, saw his truck, and went to the room I had instructed him to get. I knocked on the door and entered. He was blind folded as instructed as well. PERFECT! After speaking some things to me that I barely remember over my rage, I quickly grabbed his wrists and tied him to the bed, face down. I also tied both his feet down. Now, here comes the really good part! I pulled the blind fold off his face and the terror in his eyes said it all. After swinging a large, prickly pickle in face, he understood immediately what my intentions were. Face down, tied up, butt exposed.... OH THE JOY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! He won't ever walk right again! REVENGE IS SWEET.

Username: KatMagenta
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How I got REVENGE!: Ben was totally the coolest boy at my lame school. While everyone else listened to Justin Bieber and One Direction we listened to cool music like All Time Low and Fall Out Boy. He asked me out and we were inseparable. Until one day he came to my house and saw the dolls in my bedroom. "Oh em gee, Kat, I thought you were cool! Playing with dolls like a little baby? I bet you don't even like Blink or Panic really." He ran out of my house with a last shout of "Poser!" and I crumbled to my bed. Then it hit me. The dolls Ben had so cruelly mocked weren't Barbies or Cabbage Patch Kids but my very own Voodoo dolls. It felt like he had stuck pins into my heart but I had far more delicate areas of his in mind!

Username: Death_to_the_reaper
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How I got REVENGE!: I had a long day trying to make sure everything ready for my date with my boyfriend. I made his favorite dessert and everything. But he came home three hours late with alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his face and chest. He said he had dinner with someone else but would accept dessert. I smiled and said sure before brandishing a knife then cutting two pieces. It was a bit messy considering I cut my boyfriend's head from his neck.

Username: Rochiel Silverfire
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How I got REVENGE!: When he found out I liked anthros he called me a...a furry! Said I was a freak...and a whole lot of other things not fit to be uttered in polite company =TT^TT= Then he left me. But what he didn't know was that there was a very very good reason I liked anthros better than humans. A reason he would soon find out...just as soon as the next full moon comes 'round. Maybe after a couple "love bites" he'll gain a new appreciation for us "freaks"! Hehehehowwwwwwwwwwl!

Username: blueblackrose
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How I got REVENGE!: Go out with other pretty little things while we are dating will he? That son of a @$#*% will regret cheating on me.

That is what the woman thought as she made plans to get revenge on her soon to be ex-boyfriend. She waited for him to go out one night to his favorite bar. She knew that he would pick up another pretty little thing and get her drunk, thinking that he’d get lucky. Oh he might get the girl drunk as a skunk, but they wouldn’t be leaving this parking lot together. At least not in his new car. Not if she had her way about it. Once her ex-boyfriend had disappeared she took out a key and ran it along both sides of the man’s car a couple of times. Then she took out her dagger and proceeded to slash all four of his nice new car. Oh, that wasn’t all, she was no where near done yet. Next she picked up the bat she had with her. With it she broke the headlights and all of the windows. Then put a few dents on the hood and doors. Once she was done with that she got out her dagger one last time. This time she used it to carve the words ‘You’re Dead To Me. @%#$*&#@” into the leather seats. An evil smile was on the woman’s ruby lips as she stepped back to look at the work she had done.

Oh yes, he would regret ever cheating on her. Satisfied with what she had done she picked up the bat and left the parking lot. Next time he cheated it wasn’t going to be on her.

Username: Saravi Boo
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How I got REVENGE!: He left me!! O_o He left me and took the million dollar home we had spent years designing and building together. If he thinks he can have his new trophy wife and my house as well, he has another thing coming. I loved him and I loved our home. Now I'll destroy it, the way he destroyed my heart. I started with the linens, slashing them in a furious swirl of feathers and shredded fabric. Unsatisfied, I dumped all his food on the floor and ground it into the carpet with my boots. It still wasn't enough, so I took my sledgehammer to the walls and floor. I felt a little better but as I looked around I realized I had to do one more thing to ensure he and his new bride would have to find other accommodations...anybody got a light? He really should have changed the locks.

Username:spicedroses
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oh it was so sweet, I mean it was really sweet and oh so beautiful, and it should have been all mine. I stood there watching them laughing with their guest. Not a care in the world, at least none for the pain that they had caused me. They didn't know I was there of course. I looked so totally different. it's amazing what a little makeup and hair dye can do for a girl.

It was just so easy, the party was outside, with all the people, no one noticed one more. everyone dressed so brightly and happy. all smiles and cheers, that soon would change. he told me he loved me. They both said that they loved. my lover and my best friend. two people I trusted most in the world, two people I now hated with a passion

I nearly giggled with anticipation as I watched them cut into the pretty little lemon heart shaped cake before them. It was a special cake, made special for the bride and groom. I should know I made it with my own two hands. it would be so very delicious, that first bite, that first delectable poisonous bite. The pure happiness on their faces as they took a bite and then kissed nearly made my stomach turn.

slipping the little bottle back into the warmth of my bosom I turned and picked up a sweet little cupcake covered in roses before grabbing a nice bottle of champagne chilling on the table.

as I left the party and walked down the road, my steps seems to lighten as the ocean waves blew cool wind around me. I could feel the laughter bubbling up inside of me before it all came out. I am sure that if anyone saw me, I must have looked like a crazy woman, walking down the street laughing to herself.

It was as I turned the corner the laughter still ringing in my ear, that I finally heard the screams. Looking over my shoulder I smiled. climbed into my car and drove away.

Username: Popcorn Gun
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How I got REVENGE!: Long Story short, greed exploited. Seduction & Spiked drink, with a side of fire. >:' )

Long story: Mr. Satson you were always a pig. You were born a pig that somehow snaked it’s way to fortune and prestige, but you and I both know you didn’t keep your hands clean. When I fell on hard times and you found yourself in need of a housecleaner I saw you as a Godsend…little did I know what you really had in store for me. It started off simply enough…a uniform, then some casual conversation on the job. I looked up to you, you were brilliant…told me I could be too. From there it’s the classic textbook tale of the cheating husband. I fell for you, an attached man, you made me believe it was mutual…but as time drew on, and you didn’t leave your wife…and you’d come around when you knew she wouldn’t be home with more, innocent requests…fishnets instead of my normal opaque tights, a shorter hemline…white cat ears & a bell? … Fool that I was I, I couldn’t deny it any longer. You had no intention of making me your wife, I was simply a service to you…I came to see you for what you were and something inside me went hard… You had it all, but you were nothing…and I saw that it would only be fit for the same to happen to you. How many women had you done this too and how many more would be left after I left? No. For you, death would be best…but I wanted your final moment be the summation of your character, lecherous and greedy. So I donned my maid outfit one last time, and the bell, and a pair of cat ears, but this time, they were black, because I vowed to make you wish you’d never crossed me. You made it too easy. A balloon mansion, far away from everyone else. Wife away at the spa for the weekend. No relatives to speak of. And a maid with keys to the house. A cigar connoisseur, with a paper-littered office and a penchant in his old age for falling asleep…seems like a fire hazard does it not? A game of cat and mouse. Gives rise to old wood, but when the hunter is really the hunted. That’s when things get fun. Do you like wine? I know you do you old fool. And I know that you’re greedy…so you drink that wine…got it special for you. Sleep… I love how it just makes a room glow, makes me all tingly inside. And by the time anyone notices the blaze, you’ll not only have been asphyxiated, but your body should be beyond the point of recognition, and I’ll be at home, as Mrs. Satson gave me the weekend off. Women...always craftier than you'd have given them credit for. Enjoy your fate you old lecher.

Username: fireprincess
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My boyfriend and I had been together for almost 3 years. Our anniversary was approaching, so I thought I'd take him out for a nice fancy dinner and movie for our special day. I was sitting at home making reservations when the phone rang. I didn't recognize the number so I let it go to voice mail. A female's voice rang over the answering machine telling MY boyfriend how much she enjoyed sneaking off on their lunch breaks to the supply closet for....well, I think you get where this was going. She went on to say that she can't wait to see him Friday night so they would have longer than 30 minutes to spend together. When she finally finished explaining everything she had planned for him she finished with "I'm so glad you're ditching that boring girlfriend of yours to spend the night with me." and then click. The message ended. I was dumbfounded! A million thoughts were racing through my head. My boyfriend was cheating on me!? How could he? Who was this harlot he was messing around with? Was she really so stupid to leave a message on an answering machine for my boyfriend at the home we BOTH shared?? Tears were filling my eyes as I ran to the bathroom. I sat on the edge of the tub just trying to sort through everything. Everywhere I looked I saw his stuff. His razor, his comb, his $40 bottle of shampoo and alll of his hair products. Oh his hair. How he loved his hair. He spent hours and hours combing it, and styling it, and teasing it, and primping it. He just loved his perfect hair. Just then a thought popped in my head. He DID love his hair.... Just like I had loved him... Well, he screwed with my feelings...I'll screw with his hair. I grabbed my bottle of Nair and poured the ENTIRE thing into his shampoo bottle. Now, for those of you who don't know, Nair is a hair removal treatment that women usually use on their legs. It lathers up and then you just wipe it off, but it stings like nobody's business. So next time he goes to wash his perfect beautiful hair, he won't know what hit him! I wonder if his bimbo likes bald guys.... As I was disposing of my empty Nair bottle and putting the lid back on his shampoo, I looked at the mirror. I remembered all the times we'd leave each other messages on the mirror so when the other got out of the shower they'd see the message in the steam. Well, I couldn't just let my master plan go unnoticed. I had to find out through a message what was going on and so should he. When he rushes to the mirror to see why his head is stinging and why he has fist-fulls of his hair, he'll see my little steam message that will read "Honey, I just wanted to let you know that you have a message on the answering machine. A co-worker called about your plans on Friday. I hope she likes your new look! Wipe the steam off the mirror and you'll see what I mean ;)
Happy Anniversary!"



The pink bottle is the nair, the black bottle is his shampoo, the curtains are the shower curtains, the white rug is the bath mat, and the fog is the steam from the shower so her message will be seen

Username: ascadellia
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How I got REVENGE!: What's my story? Well, if you Must know. I have a certain boyfriend. Or should I say had? Well.. I Had a boyfriend. We'd been going out together for, oh, two years? On again, off again. But we always got back together. --Anyway. Everything was going perfect. Except one day, I found out he had his eye on a certain brunette. Someone that'd had their eye on someone Else. Imagine my fury upon realizing that he was ditching me(For good) for that blondette! Well, I knew he was a fan of vampire movies. A certain series that also contained werewolves. So, upon hearing the devastating news, I quickly came back with a retaliation. Was I going to be sad? No! What I was going to do was, get some hunky (shirtless) man, go out into the woods and have a bit of a party! Celebrate my new freedom with a far superior male.

And if somehow pictures leaked out to my good for nothing ex, well then Good! Let him wallow in self pity on what he missed out on. I was going to give him a Very fun date. Instead, I ended up with a cute guy, and my ex miserable with a Plain Jane. Now I can gloat in his miserable face the next time I see him. Nothing better than sweet sweet revenge.

Username: Seito
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How I got REVENGE!:Like you see, my ex - Christopher was a total bookworm. He always had his nose in some book, reading all the damn time and never paying any attention to me. Books are stupid! If he didn't look like such a hunk I would have never dated a nerd like him.

Anyways, the jerk decided he loves books more than me. Like HELLOOOOO! I'm the prettiest girl on campus and no one dumps me. So I decided to break into his house. He loves books so much? We'll see how he feels after I toss a couple of his favorites into the fireplace. That's just to start. I want him to suffer for a long time. So all the books I didn't burn? I torn the last page out of every single one of them.

Who's the dumb blond now Christopher? Take that!

Username: star2000shadow
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How I got REVENGE!: I'd worked hard on making myself look nice, and he breaks my heart on valentines day? well okay maybe it was a bit over kill to bring the city tumbling in on his thick headed skull. i hadn't meant to go THAT far..but i was jsut soo mad. when they say 'seeing red' they so don't want the person seeing red to have one mean back hand with magic err.. now how am i going to explain this to my parents. yeah mom, dad, you now the town where my boyfriend ('cough' the cheating jerk) lived? err its no longer there. i'll be lucky if im not grounded for life for this one.