11-06-2010, 04:45 AM
I run into Shuttlebay 8 with the Chief right behind me. Boredom is her excuse for coming. :lol: As we enter the center of the Shuttlebay, we hear something bumping around...Wait..bumping!? Ghosts don't bump!! We look at each other quizzically. Looking around, I notice there's definitely traces of ectoplasm, so the ghost sightings have been real. However, we're pretty sure the ghost isn't here now.
I cautiously approach the direction the bumping sound is coming from on the right, the Chief doing the same on the left. Then the lights go out. Something jumps down behind me and I get doused with ice water! Something's definitely up. Whoever--or whatever-- it was here pressed a gun barrel into the small of my back and tells me not to move. Another places a knife at my throat. I totally can't do anything.
The Shuttlebay doors start opening and I close my eyes in anticipation being dragged out into the vacuum of Space. But nothing happens. When I realize that the force-field is in place, I open my eyes. The lights are on and the two people restraining you are holding in laughter. It was then I realize who it was: the cook, the communications officer, and the resident idiot were all on the verge of laughing their asses off. And by seeing the looks our faces, they burst out laughing.
But they aren't going to be for long...
The next day those three people can be seen duct-taped to the ceiling of the Shuttlebay with a sign also duct-taped above them:
EPIC FAILURE (n; adj): USING THE GHOST SIGHTINGS TO PULL A PRANK ON THE CHEIF OF SECURITY AND COMMANDING OFFICER.
AKA, THESE GUYS.
Talk about fail.
:rofl:
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