How to Play & The Games

QUICK! Introduce Yourself!
Self explanatory really. Make a profile and remember to include a backstory. The skeleton for which will be in the Forms section of this thread. Also note that the backstory cannot be too wordy, but Flink WILL NOT accept one liners.

Introduce yourself will be based on category. I will be giving prizes according to who is the best in the following:
Best written
Funniest
Personal Favorite
Best Gary/Mary