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Captain Howdy
L'Enfant Terrible
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01-24-2016, 03:17 AM
(>^_^)>~~WEDNESDAY~~<(^_^<)
Today's Prompt:
I'm Up!
Now i'm not exactly sure how i'm supposed to interpret this prompt. It's instantly brings three things to mind.
1. The movie Up.
2. Struggling to get up out of bed.
3. Some guy trying to get it up on the set of a porno.
Just bein' honest.
1. Up was a good watch. I've seen it once. I remember how everyone said that the beginning of the movie was devastatingly sad and how they cried their eyes out. So I prepared myself... and it wasn't that bad. It was sad, and you definitely feel bad for the charaters, but I didn't feel my heart ripped asunder.
2. Sleep is so wonderful and beds are sooo comfy. I never want to get up. If there's a sleep institute out there paying people to stay in bed all day, i'm your man. -- It's funny how you spend your childhood not wanting to go to bed, and the rest of your life aching for it. Every time little Billy or Susie complains about having to go to sleep, i'd be like, "Bitch, I wish I could put my PJs on now!"
3. How awkward it must be to be a male on a porno set, waiting to get hard. Is that too graphic? I don't think so. We're all adults here. ... At least I am.  ... But I would suppose that if you're willing to get naked in front of others and do the ol' rumpy pumpy on camera, awkwardness wouldn't be such a problem for you. But as they say, time is money. People got work to do, and they're all there waiting for your soldier to stand at attention. That's got to be a lot of pressure. -- But I also suppose that drugs like Viagra and Cialis and other kinds of erectile... supporters? stimulants? papa's little helper?  ... have been a boon to the industry. But is your flag still flyin' an hour later when you're at the grocery store, trying to buy Fruit Loops? ... These are the hard hitting questions. ... ... Forgive the pun.
Music of the Day
Buzzcocks ~ Orgasm Addict
Last edited by Captain Howdy; 01-24-2016 at 03:20 AM..
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