03-18-2009, 06:34 PM
Unfortunately, the convention was just not a possibility for me to attend. The cost of travel is not an option for this old granny on a fixed income who watches her grandchildren around the clock. In addition to that, the two little munchkins spent the week hacking up their lungs and running fevers, sharing their germs with their loving granny while she tended to them day and night. Subsequently, this poor old granny also became ill, and spent the weekend blowing her brains out, forming a nice large tower of tissues in the garbage can. This story is true, albeit with a bit of sadistic humor attached to it. ;)
Edit: I forgot to mention, if you should decide to bestow this old granny with a shirt, please make it a female shirt. Thank you very much! You can attribute the forgetfulness to senility setting in, hehe.
Last edited by Fiziali; 03-19-2009 at 12:00 AM..
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