I'm a Punny Bunny!
Username:Loffel
Category:Short Stories
Pun: i hopped down to the grocery store one day feelin' like one hot chick, in need of some ear wax polish, when a bee got in my bonnet. Now I'm not the type to rain on an Easter parade in blossom, but i said to the bee, "Mr. Bee, must you be in my bonnet?" to which he replied, "I'm sorry ma'am! I wanted a Cadbury egg!"



Kill me if you like.

SO WORTH IT.

I'm craving Cadbury today :)

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I'm a Punny Bunny!
Username:Loffel
Category: jokes
Pun: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Hegg Whites!
Hegg whites, Who?
Your Hegg whites are leaking since i knocked on your egg!