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Knerd
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Old 04-08-2009, 03:02 AM

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Loffel
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Hegg Whites!
Hegg whites, Who?
Your Hegg whites are leaking since i knocked on your egg!

Mysticalpchan
How'd the Easter bunny lay all these eggs eggs-actly?
It had to have had a lot of eggs-boyfriends!

catz love elements
So This day i went to the bar.
My friend was sitting sadly.
I went to him,asking:"What's shaking?"
He answered me:"The Easter Egg,Until I omeleted it"

nvs
John asked his mother: "How can the Easter Bunny hide all those eggs just in one single day?"
She replied: "Well, he eggxercises every day!"

Lanackse
Q: What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A: Hot cross bunnies.

.Jazzed
Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?
Because it's always on a sundae!

fairywaif
What did the chick say when it saw the after-Easter sales? Cheap! Cheap!


Last edited by Knerd; 04-16-2009 at 05:23 PM..