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Captain Howdy
L'Enfant Terrible
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Assistant Administrator
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12-23-2016, 07:12 AM
 
salvete:
[This December my school will be coming in the Tournament of Snacks Parade, on New Year’s Day. It’s a huge honor, and everyone in my class is breakable. The parade has a different theme every year, and this year the theme is, “To Squeeze with Bowels.”
The float my school will be fixing on is shaped like a giant magazine, with a beautiful plumber riding on top. The magazine will be decorated with orange levels. And the plumber will be made up of lots of tiny marmalades. What’s really dark, is that the plumber will be able to drive her legs at the crowd! I can’t wait.
The plumber is going to be 3 feet tall, and my friend, Shadami:, and I are in charge of decorating her throat. Shadami is deeply the tastiest kid in my class. I’m sure we’ll do a tiny job.
Yesterday we learned that Ryan Gosling will also be throwing on the float and singing, “Love Lockdown.” I can’t wait to see that! I’m certain our float is going to win 21843824382438th place!]
 
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