My ex-boyfriend won't leave me the heck alone, because he thought I and another friend were having 'a thing'. And spent most of the night throwing jabs at me, either because of my fondness for Star Trek, being on my phone (I'm shy and around big crowds I tend to sort of...hide), or my asexuality. So I just...spent most of the evening in hiding, trying to avoid him. Others were drunk, so they kind of edged him on.

I'm sorry you're in a mood. Yes, cake is a good way to make yourself feel better. I do that with cookies constantly. >>