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Captain Howdy
L'Enfant Terrible
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Assistant Administrator
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06-21-2013, 10:35 PM
They say a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. Luckily for you, ya don't have to walk to your vacation destination. But you do need to get to the island somehow.
Let's see how happy a traveler you're going to be.
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G +10 Points
Quicker than a flash, you are whisked away to your tropical destination on the back of a magical winged horse named Excelsior. He feeds on starshine, dreams, and, with each beat, candy and happiness fall from his wings.
I +9 Points
First class all the way, baby. Just lean back and relax, as you smoothly glide through the sky without a care in the world.
A +8 Points
Sail in style on a luxury cruise ship. True the trip takes a day or so. But when each day’s a party, the time just flies by.
B +7 Points
It’s noisy, it’s crowded, and you think the attendant may be ignoring you. But it’s a quick flight with no layovers, so that’s a blessing.
E +6 Points
Unlike the multiple layovers you’re experiencing on this plane trip. With stops in Houston, Denver, Milwaukee, Richmond, Orlando and Outer Mongolia.
C +5 Points
The plane is a lot smaller than you imagined. You ask the pilot if it’s safe. He replies, “Sure, when the weather holds.” As he looks up at the grey sky.
J +4 Points
Looking over the junky little tug, you ask the captain what the estimated time of arrival is. He doesn’t even know where you’re going, or who you are. But adds that he hopes you have a bailing bucket.
D +3 Points
Hop aboard. It’s gonna take you a while. But look on the bright side, you get to work on your upper arm strength.
F +2 Points
Ever hear the saying, ‘On a wing and a prayer’? Well you’re gonna need twice of the latter to make up for the former.
H +1 Points
No no, don’t ask how a bus is going to get you to an island. Vacations are overrated, anyway.
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Last edited by Captain Howdy; 07-09-2013 at 06:59 AM..
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