*static crackles over the airwaves*[/i] "Is.. Is it gone? *footsteps and the shuffling of papers can be heard* "This.. This just in folks... A new monster has been sighted, here at the radio station of all places... It was last seen heading in towards the old Rosewood Park on 30th street. Be careful with this one folks. I'm not sure what it can do to you, but you sure as a sourdough bill is fake can't do anything to it... Carl Spencer signing off... *quietly in the background you hear Carl say* "That was positively supernatural... Horrific even!"