Dear Apple,

thank you for your incessant efforts to add micro transactions to every possible thing you could imagine. Thank you for taking away all customization options from my mobile device and laptop. Thank you for feeding whales and blocking out feedback from any customer that is unwilling to pay for your ridiculous prices. Thank you for making all of your products incompatible with everything else. In the words of Family Guy's Adam West "Excuse me. I bought this laptop here yesterday, but when I got home I noticed the apple already had a bite taken out of it!"

Sincerely,
Dissapointed customers [of the past present and future]