Chronic, I am doing this for fun. I'm not a cold-hearted bitch who would do something like write something to hurt other people's feelings... Oh wait, but I can be! If I hurt your feelings, I really, really, do not care. Thank you for telling me that I remind you of fecal matter, and how your attitude suddenly changed because you got a little offended because some random person wrote some words on the internet. Thank you for ruining the point of this thread and taking everything seriously.

Have you gotten a new job at the circus, my dear? (: