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Valentine Entry Form:

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Anti-Valentine Entry Form:

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Entries for Image#3X

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Originally Posted by Carzeebear

I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: I thought you said you were on treatment for this!

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Originally Posted by JapaneseCherryBlossom

I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: You know what Jenny, when life gives you lemons, have a cigarette!

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Originally Posted by Feral Fantom

I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Love means never having to say I'm going to stab your eye out with a blunt object, so I'm just going to do it.

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Originally Posted by aquamat1020

I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Give me a date, and nobody gets hurt!

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Originally Posted by Ferra

I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: If she really loved him, she would have brought him a sandwich instead.

Happy Valentine's Day!

PS - Please make me a sandwich.

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Originally Posted by MintyRey

I have an entry for Image #3!
My Valentine Caption: Apparently you're so sweet that the lollipop I was gonna give you had to go see his doctor on account of diabetes!

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Originally Posted by Yamiko

I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Be my Valentine..... or else....

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Originally Posted by Ling

I have an entry for Image #3!
My Valentine Caption: Here, have a pocky stick, my dear.

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Originally Posted by aphrodite remix

I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Why do you need a pregnancy test when we're waiting for marriage?

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Originally Posted by Disco~

I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: A poke in the eye...a dig in the ribs...taunting with a stick...domestic abuse: just stop.

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Originally Posted by Beautiful Disaster

I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: See this stick? Pee on it and hope its negative. Happy Valentines Day Sweetie.

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Originally Posted by Lilith W

I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Oh, I hope it's one line. Come on one line. Come on no baby.

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Originally Posted by Taliesin

I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: "A pen? I asked for a roses!"

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Originally Posted by Darkbryd

I have an entry for Image #3!
My Valentine Caption: What I do, I do for you. Your that Only women I Love. So never think otherwise again...

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Originally Posted by DeadAngel

I have an entry for Image #3!
My Valentine Caption: "It's not much love, but it's the thought that counts right? I love you!"

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Originally Posted by HIM_ROCK

I have an entry for Image #3!
My Valentine Caption: When words just don't seem to cut it write it on a cigarette

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Originally Posted by Hatake Ayumi

I have an entry for Image #3!
My Valentine Caption: Cover: Lack of chocolates got you down?
Inside: Sign here for your free delivery of sweet lovin's.

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Originally Posted by Ivvy

I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption:(front) Love got you down this Valentines season?
(inside) Then try our mail order brides! Gauranteed survitude thanks to language barrier and low self esteem! Now half off through Ferbruary 14th!Get yours today!

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Originally Posted by Rikali

I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Nothing says “Happy Valentine’s Day” like “WHAT? It’s positive??”

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Originally Posted by Mageling

I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Is there something you need to tell me, Julie?

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Originally Posted by Woofie267

I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Be sure your Valentine isn't going to take your lack of gift poorly. Give them anti-psychotics beforehand.

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Originally Posted by Woodlandnymph

I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: See....after the enhancement, your knockers will be up here. Right now, well, gravity has taken it's toll.

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Originally Posted by Rochiel Silverfire

I have an entry for Image #3!
My Valentine Caption: Don't cry honey, two blue lines isn't bad news! I love kids!

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Originally Posted by Roxxxy

(3) "I think we should see other people. But here- I got you this pen".

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Originally Posted by PapillonCameo

I have an entry for Image #3!
My Valentine Caption: We love each other each other,so won't you marry me?

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Originally Posted by Itachi's bride

I have an entry for Image #3!
My Valentine Caption: Look at me when I say I love you!

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Originally Posted by Silverwingedshadows

I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Did I get you any Valentine's candy? Sure I did. (searches pockets) Here have some strawberry pocky. Oh, wait, your allergic to strawberries....well do you have your EpiPen?

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Originally Posted by Vickyll3

I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: "I love you so much I will give you a warning..., next time its the stick!"

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Originally Posted by Sakura_Madison

I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: The guy: I found this in our bedroom. I am sure I am not the one that uses this kind of stuff.
The girl: I am sorry to tell you this, but I cheated on you with another man.
The guy: Why would you do something like that to us?
The girl: Because, I do not feel the same as you do. It is over.

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Originally Posted by monstahh`

I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Don't make me bite it off...

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Originally Posted by Chunsa-chan

I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Cupid thought our love was so strong he brought us an early Valentines gift!

It's a boy!

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Originally Posted by Fauxreal

I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: I've been away for two months! Do you have anything to say about this positive pregnancy test I found in the bathroom?

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Originally Posted by The Whitewolf Shaman

I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: "Go pee on this stick, if you're pregnant, I'm leaving."

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Originally Posted by Lauryn de Vampyre

I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: I know I said I want you feeling better for Valentine's Day, but the thermometer goes in your mouth!

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Originally Posted by LaVida

I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: ( Guy: You see this? It turned PINK! How could you have slept with another guy?!! I know I sleep with other girls overseas, but this is different! )

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Originally Posted by Liztress

I have an entry for Image #3!
My Valentine Caption: I had to eat the lollipop so you could read how much I love you.

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Originally Posted by Aylin

I have an entry for Image #3!
My Valentine Caption: Honey, what's this? You are pregnant? Did you think I would force you to abort it? I never would do that! I love you... If you want it, I will stay with you and we can be a family...

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Originally Posted by DariaMorgendorfer

I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: Damnit Muriel, How could you eat my tootsie roll tootsie pop without counting the number of licks it takes to get to the center? Now I'll never know how many licks it takes!

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Originally Posted by dragoness129

I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: You do not deserve the sweet candy, only the hard stick.

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Originally Posted by KH4Life

I have an entry for Image #3!
My Valentine Caption: Man: did you eat my valentines day lollipop? Woman:uhhhh... Maybe. :(

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Originally Posted by spicedroses

I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: jane was horrified to see how tiny it actaully was

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Originally Posted by BlackCart29

I have an entry for Image #3!
My Anti-Valentine Caption: The reason why no one can take you seriously is because you keep wearing bathing suits to work.

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