Hm, for the daily game:
"Earlier today some practical jokers set up a button that, once pressed, would spew bacon. Unsuspectingly, Knerd noticed the sign placed above the button reading 'Please Press'. Curiously she prodded the offending switch and a rather well cooked sliver of bacon impaled her between the eyes. The jokers are still being searched for but the public has been warned; 'press button, receive bacon' is a serious matter."
FAIL WAFFLE! :'D