Day 1 -
I was walking casually down an old dirt road alley when a giant
Velociraptor had something in its mouth for me. At first I thought,
my mail order bride has come~! But alas no dice, there's always
a silver lining to these stories instead of my Peruvian wife came
a cute little baby boy~! There was a piece of an old sear's catalog
with swimsuit models on it that read Yan Yan. I figured this was
his name, later on in the day Yan and I went to the church
carnival with the old hag of a spouse and bonded over tacos.
Day 2 -
As I awoke I noticed something was drooling
on my forearm, it wasn't something. It was
my baby Yan yan~! The crib, I made him went
a little..off. By that I mean it flew away when
I opened a window. ; A ; So Yan yan had to cuddle
with me last night. Today, Yan and I were couch
potatos. We watched Inuyasha all morning and then
it was time for breakfast! We ate waffles with strawberries,
and then it was time for zi violent video games!
A little bit of Left 4 Dead and Gears of War never
hurt anybody :3 After dinner, I read Yan some
Tank girl for a good bed time story and dozed off.
<3
Day 3 - Today, Yan and I had a bowl
of Ramen for a late breakfast since we both
slept in. After breakfast, Yan and I decided
it'd be nice to visit the mall. We were rampaging
all through the mall from morning to night!
We rode the carousel first, Yan got on the
highest horsie. Afterwards, we started
visiting stores to look for some school
clothes. We decided to take a lunch break
and headed to the Cafeteria! Yan and I shared
a full plate of Chinese noodles, sweet and sour chicken,
and orange chicken. We ended the night by watching
Harry Potter in 3D and when we got home I read
him the last chapter of the book for a bed time story.
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