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*flaps excitedly* I was waiting for this to be made, I was all sadpanda earlier when I didn't see it.

D'aww.
But now Fia isn't all sandpanda anymore? D:

This thread requires research? I'm not good at research.

-Gives Cami some research pills-

Be sure to take them with the blood of a sacrificed cucumber.
Otherwise they won't work.

Oh, okay... /goes in search of a cucumber/ Does it have to be sacrificed by someone else, or can I sacrifice it? I mean, is there like some exact ritual for this?

I um... what is a sand panda? :P

@ Cami - Oh, yes.
The cucumber must be sacrificed by YOU, in the presence of a carrot and watermelon slice.
After the initial sacrifice, you're all set. c:

@ Fia - OTL Typofail. D:

But I suppose you could have been a rare breed of magical SANDpanda.
The ones that live in sandboxes and eat small children when they smell like sugar.

Fia - Yeah, I got up late. xD

Cami - Meh, you're fine. xD I know you, you'll obey our rules without even trying. xD

-Pops out from Cherry's dress-

I needed air. ;-;

Ha HA! No cucumber sacrificing for me. XD I am exempt.

...Is there any way for me to join in here and avoid the vegetable ritual sacrifice? I mean, I don't happen to have any veggies near at hand. ;___; I WANT TO BE INCLUDED. D8

Goblin: Well, I'm exempt, but I already bought a cucumber, so you can have that. You still need carrots and a watermelon though.

Hmmm... *Mai accepts Cami's cucumber, then goes off and sneakily swipes a carrot and watermelon from a Feast-er's food display*

Hee hee... Look at what I just HAPPENED to find! ^__^;;;;; I'm all set! Right? RIGHT?! D8

Yep. c:
Just create an incision in the cucumber, then make the watermelon and carrot STARE AT THE WOUND.

Harld - (I know, that's Kevin's thing to call you, but it's catchy >>; ) What were you doing in there. D:
...AND WHY DIDN'T I NOTICE.

Goblin - New rule. Need the blood of a virgin and the blood of a whore. Got that on hand?

EDIT: Harld - lololol. xDD That was both funny and disturbing.

CHERRY<3

-Tempted to say "CUT CHERRY AND GRAB A THIMBLE 8D"-

But I know you'd lay the royal smackdown on me. XD

And, you didn't notice because..

I was invisible and tiny.

And, I spot an Eserel~ :U

ESEY! <3

Harold - Don't cut me. D:

OMG, Cherry, you just don't want me to join. D8 OF COURSE I DON'T, THE POLICE WOULD THROW ME IN JAIL. And I cherish my freedom. XD

Hmmm... Wait. *Mai goes to the pet-store and grabs a baby bunny and a momma bunny* Everyone knows what the bunnies are like. >__>;;; It doesn't matter what species they are, does it?

:O your sacrificing cucumbers?
tsk. kiwi are much more complacent in
the sacrificing ritual.

Goblin - NU, DON'T KILL THE BUNNIES. ;_; *takes bunnies away*

0:
i spot a silver

DX
i almost typed sliver
D8<
DONT HURT ME

@ Mai - ..Bunny killing? ;-;

@ Cherrybewbs - Ha, and now you have a nickname like I do with Kebo. xD;

And fine, I won't cut you. ;-;

-Puts knife away-

@ Sab - True, but cucumbers are easier to hold while you slice them.

@ Ese -

-ALMOSTKILLS-

xD

*GASP* Of course I wouldn't kill the bunnies! WHAT KIND OF MONSTER DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?!?!

I'd just need a wee drop from the veins. I mean, lookit Will Turner. He got away without killing himself, didn't he? O__o;;

But yeah. If I agree to let the bunnies go unscathed, will I be initiated and such henceforth?

*Mai points to the carrot and watermelon staring intently at the cucumber's wound*