We Got a Jar of Dirt! We got a Jar Of Dirt! And Guess What's Inside It!
I Welcome Ye Dewlers to A Mighty Quest. That Takes two People to handle Yer Ship
We've been Gone for Awhile on Our Ships
But we're Back at Thy Harbor Wanting yer Unwanted Posesions.
Yarh Wanna Join Thar Adventure?
Then Come, Have a Slurg of Rum, And Trade.
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