Yo, whassup? >D Okay, so since I am extremely lazy and I also like to RP, I've decided to create another one of these things! The last two died, I do believe. But ah well, most do, and they had there good runs. Er, is that the saying? |:< I have noooooo idea, but I think that's part of my charm.... if I have any.... oh God, this just keeps getting worse and worse, huh? Having fun watching a train wreck? :D
Well, anyways, this is an RP to basically do whatever you want. Be a goblin, an elf, a normal highschooler, or a bunny being digested by a spasmodic unicorn!! This can be in Japan's feudal era, or in the far off future of Spain! Whatever you like, first come first serve kinda deal here.
Only, there are a few rules:
1. Since I created this, I am the God of this random forum, and any rules or laws that I law down shall be obeyed, lest ye be banned for all eternity!!
2. No one-liners, please.
3. Proper grammar and spelling please. At the minimum, use periods, commas, quotation marks, and capitalize names and 'I' so your writing doesn't look like crap. No offense, if I offended any of you half-lits out there.
4. Nothing disgusting or graphic, since that IS against the regular rules of Menewsha. Actually, please follow all Menewsha rules.
5. All kinds of romancing are allowed (shonen-ai, shoujo-ai, humanxdemon, all that fluff).
6. I'll be adding more rules as problems rear their ugly heads, and I'll warn you when I add a new rule, but please check this everyone once in a while just in case I forget or something like that.
7. If you decide to join, simply make a post. You don't have to create a skeleton, just describe your character as you progress through the RP.
8. That's it, have fun!

Iro sat down in the grass outside of a music store. He had to walk home, if he decided to go home tonight, and procrastination was one of his specialties. Besides, he had his portable CD player, as he found ipods troublesome, so he could listen to music. Putting on his large headphones, Iro reclined on the grass.

"Oni-san!" A young boy, maybe twelve or thirteen years of age, cried as he leapt from practicly out of the blue and tackled the young man lying on the plot of grass outside some random store, the boy hadn't caught the title of the sign. "Let me listen too," he pleaded lightheartedly, sitting on the other's waist and pinning him there with a gross amount of wait that seemed impossible for someone of such a bony structure. Before any protests could be given, the youthful red-head plucked away a large set of headphones from the man's head and replaced them over his own ears. Bobbing his head to the music, he looked around as if uninterested and spoke casually, saying, "Name's Sam, you listen to pretty weird music."

Sighing Iro responded, "It's called metal, kid." This was only to be expected. Like at home, the poor 19-year-old couldn't get a moment's rest. At home, however, it was worse. Iro's five siblings were always squabbling, and they found a way to drag him into everything. It usually ended with him being attacked by them, and he couldn't do a thing because his parents seemed to love his younger siblings more than they loved him. At least this kid was older and more polite. "Where are your parents? A kid like you shouldn't be roaming around free. I know I wasn't when I was your age, but I guess some parents raise their kids differently, huh?"

For a dull moment Sam's gray eyes were lifeless, staring into the open air as if all life had been set to a stand-still. "Uh," the word came out slow and dumb before energy returned to the boy's face and he cried happily, "Different! Different! I am being raised differently!" Throwing his hands into the air, he cheered pointlessly, bouncing up and down while still managing to keep the other down on his back. At the point of his excitement-him nearly screaming non sequiturs and jumping like a madman-Sam abruptly slumped over, soon falling over the poor victim beneath him. For such a sudden and drastic change in demeanor one could think him dead, or at least suffering from a heart attack, but no. On closer inspection it was easily deduced from the peaceful expression and quiet snoring that he had fallen asleep, though God knows how. Really, this child, what the Hell?

Out of no-where came Sam's older brother, John, who had been depended on to care for Sam when he had quickly fleed from sight of his older sibling. John sighed, slowly walked over, and carefully, attempting to wake sam up, picked him up to his feet. He was struggling to keep him on his feet. He solemnly apologized, and quickly walked away.

"It's okay, I go through much worse at home," Iro replied as the kid walked off with Sam. "So what's your name? Also, what's your relation to the kid? I just want to make sure your not kidnapping him or anything." Iro, having a protective nature, didn't want to see an abduction happen before his very eyes. He almost felt responsible for Sam, seeing as the kid could be a run-away or something. Also, with a habit like getting energy bursts before randomly dropping asleep, Sam would need constant attention from someone responsible to keep from getting into trouble.

{Welcome to the RP, you guys! Thanks for joining ^^ I hope this'll be a fun and exciting RP :D Oh, and Extreme, since you're playing as Sam's brother, do you want to discuss their relationship and backgrounds, since otherwise I feel it'd be a little confusing and difficult to RP.}

Although not posing a threat in his sleep, Sam had become incredibly fussy as he awoke. Jerking, mumbling, and even lashing out, the unconscious-coming-into-conscious body looked like a puppet on a string. It wasn't soon until his eyelids fluttered opened, his previous behavior eclipsed by- "The livers of tadpoles haven't been examined yet!" Shouting, Sam lunged forward and stumbled, having been caught of guard by his elder brother's firm grip. Rolling through the grass and coming to a halt on the sidewalk, the young red-head bolted to his feet and spun around to face his sibling. "How did you find me? I was making a new friend, leave us alone!" He jabbed a finger in John's direction and hollered, "You can just go back home, moron!"

(Okay, guys, piptik is going to be the other twin, because she's one of the only people who can match this weirdnessXD, so please don't make my guy's twin ^^)
"Do you know where my twin is?!" A boy, around 15 years old yelled, twirling around by Sam, Iro, and John. "I repeat, do you know where my brother is?!" the teenager yelled in John's ear before bouncing away, his fists suddenly punching the air threateningly.
"Ahh, I see you wanna fight, ehh?" The boy started to bounce around, his wild, bright blond hair with dark brown highlights waving around, his lean structure weaving back and forth in the air, before suddenly he fell to the ground, covering his head.
"No!" he screamed, "Don't hurt me! I'll tell you anything you want! My name's Ando, and I'm a weak-willed crybaby!" Ando started to whimper. Thinking that the group was approaching him, though, Ando kicked out, yelling triumphantly.
"You fell for the biggest trick, morons!" Ando cried, even though he now saw that the group was about twenty feet away from him, his back against the building.

{TT^TT I guess it can't be helped if I'm that awesome. Great responsibility falls upon those with great power, er, weirdness.}
Just then, a dark silhouette appeared from thee roof of the music store. Looming before them ominously, it grew in height and commanded everyone's attention. Even the breeze held still and the grass seemed to cease growing for the gravitation of the scene.
"You," a deep voice boomed before the identity of the figure was revealed in the brilliant sunlight of the day, "leave him alone!" Crying out in a great rage, the body of a young boy leaped from the building and flew into the air. Luckily, the music store had only one story so the teen didn't sustain any great injuries. Actually, he suffered no pain at all, since he had fallen onto Ando.
"Oh, dear, dear sweet brother," the green-haired weirdo crooned, realizing after a minute that he had landed on someone. "Wake up child!" Screaming, he gripped Ando's shoulders and shook them vigorously. And after doing so for what seemed to be forever (the young boy had a very impatient manner) but was really three seconds, he hugged the younger teen and began to sob profusely. "H-he's dead," he whimpered pitifully, "my only dear brother is dead, dead and gone forever and it isn't my fault! Oh Cheeze, please take him unto your yellow empire!"

{Yes, Cheeze is misspelled. IT WOULD BE IF IT WAS CHEESE AND NOT CHEEZE BECAUSE THAT IS HIS GOD, MOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA}

(Wow, just... wow)

"Ah, my brother, I can see his yellowness before me, with all of it's holes... and moronic stupidity!" Suddenly, Ando bolted straight up, staring at his brother. After staring at his exact twin for quite some time (about six seconds), Ando cried out like some deranged bird stuffed inside a giraffe's side. Before he could say what troubled him, though, the door to the music store banged open, and out stepped a teenager, about 17 years old. He had spiky, black hair that was unkempt and a long face hidden underneath it. His dark blue eyes with flecks of bright red (how does that work out?!) were somehow kept free from the interfering hair, but it seemed like if the hair got in the way, it would be burned from the glare the boy was giving Ando and his twin. The only part that seemed normal about him were his clothes, which were a dark gray beanie resting on his head, a red, soft cloth jacket with white lines, and lastly normal, worn blue jeans that lay over normal, black and white sneakers.
"What's wrong with you morons?! Get off of our property, or I'll make you!" without giving the twins a second to retaliate, the teenager kicked them both away, back towards Iro, Sam, and John.
"Don't come back here, and you," the stranger said with such vehemence that for a second he didn't seem human, "don't come up on the roof again, or else I will kill you!" standing there panting as if he had run a mile, the strange (yet normal) teenager gave a salute to the Iro, Sam, and John.
"Good day to you. Will you be coming into the store?"

Iro sat dumbfounded as two people, apparently twins, started stirring up trouble. One of them, a male with green hair, lept down from the roof of the music store, only to land on his brother.

"You know, this feels like home," Iro mumbled. "Only less crazy."

Now, a kid about two years younger than Iro came out of the store. He yelled at the twins before facing him, Sam, and John. Saluting like a soldier, his additude suddenly switched as he asked if they were going to shop at the music store.

"No, I just came out, sir," Iro replied with a slight sigh. "But thanks for asking." Getting up, he decided it was time to make sense of this, as he seemed the oldest of the group.

(If you didn't see it in one of my previous posts, Iro's nineteen)

The strange teenager nodded his head.
"Sorry for the trouble, sir." he said, walking towards the group, halting just a couple of feet away from all of them. "My name's Diego. What's yours?" Diego inquired, tipping his head to one side so he looked rather like a strange bird.
"I'm Ando, and that's my twin, and the people behind us are-" Ando faltered under Diego's glare.
(Sorry for such a short post!)

"Iro. Iro Metoru," he replied. Diego acted quite strange. He seemed to have random mood swings, going from angry to polite to weird and more. Iro sighed. Wherever he went, he could only seem to meet the most interesting people, but at least they were polite. Home was much worse than this. This was just crazy. Suddenly, Iro smiled. For once, he didn't feel unwanted or out of place. "Nice to meet you, Diego."

Diego gave one of his rare, swift smiles. Even though those two weird twins were an unpleasant surprise, Iro seemed quite friendly.
"It's nice to meet you too. Do you know these two? They're quite strange... and annoying, I suppose..." Diego gestured towards the two brothers with his head, refusing to look at them. Ignoring the reprimanding look that Ando gave him, the teenager dug in his jacket pocket, and pulled out a CD. It was almost completely blank, marking it as a burned CD. On the sides, written in sharpie, the only thing marking it, were five words (if you include a name as a word).
Diego's. Touch it and you DIE
"My boss lets me have some random knick-nacks from the store, and this was one of them. Do you know where I can get a CD player? Our store doesn't store them..." Diego trailed off, looking down at his hand which held the CD.

"Sorry, Deigo. I got this years ago at this store, but everyone's obsessed over those ipods now. Those things are a hassle. I have an extra at home, which is in one of my siblings' rooms. That means I'd have to steal it back 'cause my parents say that if they get ahold of one my things, it's theirs," Iro sighed. He would love to help the poor guy, but it would take a while. "As for those kids, I seem to attract people like that." Iro took his CD player and handed it to the teen. "Use this one until I can get my other one."

Diego held up his hands so that they were on either side of his head. .
"Oh, it's fine. I don't want to cause any trouble. There's probably one around somewhere upstairs in my attic..." trailing off, Diego half-smiled at Iro.
"Your family sounds kinda strange. I guess that could be normal... is it?" Diego said partly to himself, and partly to Iro.
Diego took a moment to ponder this, as he lived all by himself. He didn't know who his parents were (not even if they were alive or not), and he had no siblings or relatives he knew of. Diego now had his own house, up on a hill near some woodland and a meadow (out of civilization XD) that connected to a lake. It had three rooms, a kitchen, attic, basement, living room, and even a greenhouse. It was much to big for him, but Diego couldn't find any other house that was so close to such a perfect environment.
Breaking out of his trance, the teenager shrugged unconsciously.
"Well, are you doing anything? I just got my lunch break, and I don't have anything to do." Scratching his head and then glancing at the twins, he sighed deeply. "What a weird pair..." he mumbled.

Tanis was walking down the street, a little bored when he came towards a record shop. Seeing some kid with green hair jump off the roof, he started to head over, but when the odd kid landed on someone who could easily be his twin, and found out that they both were alright, he stopped, wondering if he should go introduce himself or not. The 18 year old was new to this town and hadn't really made any friends. He rubbed the tip of his pointy ear as he contemplated walking over, then decided it was alright. He walked over to the group, past the two who were conversing, as it would be considered rude, and said, "Hi, my name's Tanis. Well, actually my name's Tantalantalus, but I go by Tanis." His usually green eyes flashed gray for a second, but then quickly changed back.

As quickly as possible, taking an instant interest in Tanis, stood up eagerly to introduce himself,"Hi there, Tanis! My name's John, and I hope we can become close friends."And maybe more than that someday, he thought to himself. Hoping not to give the wrong impression to Tanis, he smiled sweetly and then began to walk away. :)

{ZOMG, may this turn out to be a YAOI RP????? LE GASP!!!! OAO XD Actually, I was hoping to find a yaoi buddy on here .w. Though, if yaoi is going to take place, please keep it nice and non-smut like, because otherwise we might scare off the other RPers ;3 And deary me, I just said the word "yaoi" in every sentence I just typed, didn't I? Well, um.... that proves how hormonal I am!!! :D}

His twin's words striking his heart with much the same effect that a dull butter knife would, Tad lept away from Ando. "Y-you cur!" He shouted, face contorted with mock disgust, before lunging at the closest person which happened to be Sam. The young boy had inched towards the twins when he saw one jump off the building and now regretted his decision immensely. Especially when the green-haired teen buried his face into Sam's chest and wept, "My brother rejected me, the stupid, mean bastard! You'll be my new brother, right? I'll dye your hair green and pierce your ears like mine and paint freckles-"
"John! Help get this guy off me! John please!" Sam, terrified beyond belief, squirmed underneath the hold of the older boy. He didn't want freckles! Who'd want their hair to be green? If John didn't save him, he'd be stuck with this weirdo forever! "John, damn it! Please!"

Even though Diego normally would've waited for Iro's answer politely, he had to see what was happening. Shocked that the twin's brother had recovered so quickly, the 17 year old watched in awe as Ando's brother wept into another boy's chest, going on and on about how the poor, unfortunate boy could be his new brother. Observing this strange, green-haired teenager trying to reject his twin and obtain a new sibling struck a secret nerve in Diego.
"Get off of him you weirdo!" Diego growled savagely, picking Tad up as easily as he would a doll, and throwing him on top of Ando. Then, turning smartly towards Sam, Diego held out his hand.
"You okay?" he asked, panting slightly at the power he had exerted.

(There has to be a girl somewhere!)
Two pricked ears, turning around and around as if they were a satellite disk, pricked up from below a large, strawberry bush. Those two ears, dark brownish-gray moved around until they rested on the strange group. Thin, slanted bright green eyes watched the twins eagerly, before roving over Sam, John, Tanis, Iro, and Diego. When Tad jumped up on Sam, and then Diego threw Tad, a small chuckle emerged from this strange creature.
The entire time the mysterious being had been watching the strange group, it's body had been trembling slightly, but now it was almost rocking back and forth. Then, quite suddenly, a huge, furry animal shot from the bush, speeding towards the group. The animal's shape was slowly changing in a blur. Inch by inch, it straightened up, still running full speed toward the group. The creature stopped, revealing a 14 year old girl with short, straight black hair and bangs that were cut at an angle. She wore a short sleeved shirt that was colored black, with a long sleeved shirt underneath. A short, dark blue skirt with gray leggings that fit underneath her long, many buckled boots, gave her a gothic appearance. Her face was heart-shaped and a tan-ish color, with a little bit of blush in her cheeks. She had a slim figure, that shook with laughter as her long-lashed eyes moved about, taking in the strangers. But the oddest part about her were her two ears, big and pointed like a wolf's, her bushy tail that was a red-ish color, and her slight fangs, which poked out of her upper lip.
"A pleasure to meet you. My name's Bart. If you don't mind, could you tell me your names?" Bart's voice was a little deep, rough, but not unpleasant.

Iro couldn't blame Diego for watching the spectacle. The kid, Tad, acted like a total weirdo, freaking Sam out. Although he didn't quite know what to do, Diego picked up the kid and threw him off. Suddenly, someone new had arrived.

"Oh, hello," Iro replied. "My name's Iro. It's nice to meet you, Bart." Looking up, he saw that Bart was at all ordinary, but that seemed normal for a day like today. But with all these people, it seemed weird that they were all outside a music store. How many people were there? After counting, Iro saw that there were eight, including himself and someone he didn't notice before.

Tanis looked at john, and knew what he meant by 'close friends' due to his ability to sense people's emotions (somewhat) he turned towards the new girl and said, "I'm Tanis, what's your name?" He then realized that the people who had been chatting had turned towards the strange green haired kid, who was once again on top of the kid who could easily be his twin. Tanis chuckled, amused by the kid's odd behavior. maybe he's not human either, he thought to himself happily. He became extremely conscious of his oddly shaped ears and touched the tip of them.

"Oh dear brother," Tad croaked after dragging himself off of his twin for the second time that day, "I'm so sorry, this is all my fault. Let me make it up to you!" And with a sudden agility that really shouldn't be gifted to someone lacking sanity, the young lad (Tad, lad, geddit?) pulled from his back pocket a green spray can, simultaneously gripping a fistful of Ando's hair. "Now we'll really be twins!" Popping off the lid of the aerosol spray with his thumb, Tad prepared to give his brother a makeover.
Meanwhile, Sam remained on the grass staring at Diego with an awe-struck look shaping his face. "You're my new brother," the young boy finally managed to communicate while gripping the other's hand. Picking himself up, he looked up at the enigma with a gleam of determination set into his features. There wasn't going to be a discussion about this, John could go screw himself!

Bart grinned at Iro, holding her hand out towards him for a handshake.
"It's a pleasure to meet you Iro. Do you know these people or... did they just come along?" Bart tipped her head to the side ever so slightly.

Ando screamed shrilly, wriggling like some demented lizard. His hair writhed like it was alive, slowly changing from blonde to a neon red with dark blue streaks.
"Get off me! He-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-elp! Someone help me!" Wailing even louder, Ando scrabbled frantically, but to no prevail. Just then, as the panic-stricken teenager took a deep breath, he disappeared in a puff of rainbow steam, that sparkled like glistening diamonds in Cheese's almighty glow (that last part was piptik's idea!). What took Ando's place was a large, blue and red German Shepherd. The enormous dog gave Tad one quick lick with a rainbow colored tongue, before taking off into the air with his deep gray hawk wings. Circling in the air, the dog's fur changed color until it matched the sky's color, though his wings remained the gray.
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Diego gave Sam a brief smile, before looking up to the sky for some inspiration for what to say, but once he saw Ando's strange form, he quickly ducked his head.
Looking down at the hand that Sam was holding, Diego looked slightly bemused. Then, quite suddenly, the strange teenager grinned at Sam, before saying, "This would call for a toast, huh?"
Before Sam could reply, Diego was pulling out from his jacket pockets, two bottles of a strange looking drink. It swirled continuously, changing in color rapidly.
"Don't worry. It's actually a really common drink. Let's see if the rest of them want any." with a sigh, Diego pulled out yet even more of the strange bottled drinks from his pockets, gather up six more of them. As he ambled on over to them, the teenager glanced back at Sam.
"What's up with your brother, by the way?" he asked, cocking his head to one side.