INTRO: This contest...I want something written to warm my heart based on a couple between two people, it may be a poem, it could be a story (short or long)
It can be any orientations I never favor one over the other. You can be my friend and enter, but, I will not treat you as special. Everyone is equal.
INDEX: 1) Intro & Index & Form 2) Rules & Contestant List 3) Prizes & Gifts (Gold) 4) Contest Date & Deadline 5) Winners!!!
1) You all may enter, prizes vary. 2) You must be polite to others on here. 3) Be patient, everyone gets up with something. 4) Have fun and please do make friends on here. 5) You may join BUT you MUST fill out my form on here. 6) You better have read the rules, add a smiley of your choice.
Contestants: 1) Carzeebear 2) TutsTalkin.. 3) Ana_M 4) fiana7895 5) BloodyShadows 6) haku_yowane 7) (I will add more if needed)
Last edited by Kashi&Kia; 08-15-2011 at 03:45 AM..
I'll enter!
Username: Carzeebear
Entry: Will come in a little bit, I need to think of a subject... OK, this isn't my funniest. But it'll do.
SPOILERX
There once was a girl named Rose,
Who forever was changing her clothes,
from red, blue to yellow,
scaring off fellows,
who wanted to get her to pose.
One day in front of her mirror,
from her eye she spotted a shimmer,
something golden was there,
and it wasn’t her hair,
so she turned to search for the glimmer.
She searched under piles of garments,
looking for possible diamonds,
but none did she find,
she was out of her mind,
searching for even a fragment.
She thought “Even cut glass...”
as she sat on her ass,
“I’ll be happy as long as it sparkles,”
and sparkle it did,
from under her wig...
Rose had finally found her car-keys.
Username:TutsTalkin...
Entry:Based on a true story:
I drive for a para transit company,taking people with disabilites where ever...I picked up a visually impaired lady with her guide dog one day,I drive a sedan,so the dog was sitting on the middle hump in the back seat with her nose almost on my cheek. So I start talking with the lady and we're getting closer to her destination.Now clearly the dogs getting a bit worked up kinda whinning and poking my cheek with her nose and looking to the right,arrrrrahh,arrr raaar.So I said wow she's getting pretty upset and the lady said we must be close,I say yep a couple blocks to 96 then a left...she says well no wonder my dogs upset your going wrong,you go to the right at the corner then left...so I took the correct turns and the dogs like in my ear going ummm,umm,umm like a purr from a kitty.Needless to say it's the first time I had to get directions from a dog...lol.And I told the lady boy not only does your dog wanna guide you apparently she thinks she can just tell everyone where to go!!
I chuckle about that still,the day the guide dog had to give me directions...so anyways I hope you get a chuckle or two too...:angel:
Username: Ana_M :)
Extra: :C Sorry this took forever to come up with! But funny things are bit hard for me to think of, actually! ;) However, I hope this brings a smile to your face! :) Everyone's! Inspiration came from my own pet, actually! Haha xD
Entry: 'Oh crap, OHH CRAP.' That's all that ran through my mind as it chased me. What a vile, evil thing! So terrifying... my heart pounded in my chest! "Get away!" I spat at it, shaking a branch. It snarled viciously and looked like it was going to rip out my throat. 'Crap, I'M SO GONNA DIE!' Again and again I ran from the monster, but time and time again he lunged after me.
So blood thirsty... "What are you doing?" my best friend couldn't help but to ask.
"Running away from that evil chihuahua of yours!" I nearly screamed, "What else?" I was standing on the bed with a pillow held rather threateningly in my hands.
Username: fiana7895
Entry: The perfect moisturizer!
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SPOILERX
Many women strive for beauty. Some even spank food on their faces claiming that it is filled with antioxidants or whatnot. They use avocado, eggs, and even chocolate, but they have not yet discovered the most ingenuous home remedy of all. Rodent hair! Just grab the nearest varmint and scrub it 'round your face. The oils within it moisturize the skin while the fibers exfoliate. This remedy is so easy to use and convenient. I always keep a rat in my purse for on the go use! ;D
Last edited by fiana7895; 08-14-2011 at 03:17 AM..
Username: BloodyShadows Entry: Edward Vs Jacob Fight
SPOILERX
Jacob got out a remote and pressed a buttion of it. Then the ground started to shake and a massive hole opened up in his lawn and a hello kitty helecopter came out. "Now to get that sh*t headed fa**ot!". He flew off with his pink helecopter to kill Edward. He soon saw his mini van driving on the freeway. "There he is, now I will show him!", said Jacob. Jacob jumped out of the helecopter and at the mini van. He flew at it and red energry started to suround his fist. "FFFAAALLLLCCCOOONNN PUUUNNCCCHHH!", screamed Jacob. He punched though the roof of the mini van and though the floor and on the gas tank causing it to explode! Edward had gotten out of the mini van and ran off before it exploded because he saw the helecopter and the explosion threw Jacob up at the sky. "TEAM JACOB BLASTING OFF AGAIN!", *ding*. Edward watched as Jacob disappered as a twinkle in the sky.
