To put it simple. What's the best line you've heard so far when someone died? Be them famous or relative or just something.

I guess I will start it off first. Also it doesn't have to be the best to you. Just something interesting.

Dammit…Don’t you dare ask God to help me.

Said by: Joan Crawford to her housekeeper who began to pray aloud.

"You better not fuck my sister."
"What?"
"You better not fuck my sister. Last thing I want before I die is you to not fuck my sister."
"Dude.. your not dying. You are just dehydrated. They said you can go home later this afternoon."
"...I fucking hate you for feeding me all that alcohol and not letting it kill me..."

That

And who was this by?

My buddy talking to me. =D

And he died? Or passed out. Either way, I hope you didn't do his sister.

He just passed back out. He had gotten a minor case of alcohol poisoning from the New Years party the night prior. He was just really dehydrated that next morning when a couple of us went in to see him at the clinic.

No, I did not do his sister. That is against my moral belief cause she is like, 17.

Either this wallpaper goes, or I do

Oscar Wilde (although there appears to be some variation)

Tell them I said something

Poncho Villa

Welll thats good that it was only drunken words.

And to Cardinal. I suppose he ended up going.

"God, I'm bored." Philby, St John ( -1960)

I just find this one funny.

Yes, he did. Although I believe the wallpaper didn't have much time to gloat over it's victory.

Not so much last words but last action, apparently Beethoven's last moment was him lying in bed shaking his fist in the air. A very dramatic end. But I'm not sure if its true or not.

I like that. Raging against his fate.


Here's another one, but you kind of need context to appreciate it:

I am just going outside and may be some time.

Lawrence Oates.

Oates was part of Robert Scott's famous expedition to the antarctic. The expedition was well underway by this time, and was not going well at all. Oates had a preexisting condition that slowed him down, and by this time he was just holding the team back. He recognized this, and on that day in march, he left the camp, with only that as explanation, in order that he might die of exposure, and unburden the expedition.

And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.

Christine Chubbock, who shot
herself during a broadcast

I found this one sad.

that's awful...

Yea. I thought so as well, but sometimes people do things like that. I wonder how she felt that made her want to do it. Maybe she shot herself because of something the media did and she was so against it that it depressed her and made her want to die.

It's very beautiful over there.Thomas Edison

I just found out that the woman who shot herself in the head did it on my birthday. It's kin of eerie to think about now. Granted it was a good 18 years before I was born. Wow weird again is that I'm 18 ad she did it 18 yearsbefore my birthday.