Hello People , I'm BananaSplit:D ! I know i do not have any clothes on right right right now but ... there are 2 reason's . Number 1 is because i just started and number 2 is because I'm saving for no reason lol . okay so in this thread i am pretty much gonna like post allot of jokes and funny moments and very awkard moments ! (Sorry forgot how to spell awkward) xd ! Hope you enjoy and feel free to reply in case you have some funny moments and etc .! :D Okay ... to start ! Oh and the best part is that i will like always write some jokes like almost every second ! :D so never let go of this thread if you want some laughter ! Oh and please! Haters get out ! -.-"

1-When you realize you're wrong during an argument! 5% Admit that you're wrong, 95% LOL, I don't care! Let's continue arguing.
2-Study. 1% I'm really studying, 99% telling people I'm going to study

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Reading through the test thinking .. When did i ever learn this ?

The awkward moment when your parents take your joke completely seriously and you end up getting in trouble.

The best kinds of laughter are 1) Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent. 2) Feeling a 6 pack coming. 3) Tears in your eyes.

That thing you said about realizing your wrong during an argument is so true! Sometimes it happens to me and it's so embarrassing...

The awkward moment when you just met someone and don't know what to talk about, & when you exercise (or attempt to in my case) and feel horribly tired, but still have energy to laugh at yourself after :P By the way, those happen to me a lot!

Q: Why are clocks bad at keeping secrets?

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A: Because only time will tell.

ba-dum-tss~

Originally Posted by Cudibrium

That thing you said about realizing your wrong during an argument is so true! Sometimes it happens to me and it's so embarrassing...

The awkward moment when you just met someone and don't know what to talk about, & when you exercise (or attempt to in my case) and feel horribly tired, but still have energy to laugh at yourself after :P By the way, those happen to me a lot!

Hahaha oh my god me too xd ...

they used to be called bounceolines before your moma jumped on one

What do you call a box of ducks?

A BOX OF QUACKERS.

I freakin' love Serran's. xDD

Here's a few of mine ;o

A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

A brunette says to a blonde "Look! A dead bird!" and the blonde looks up and says "Where?"

There was a blonde and a brunette in an elevator. On their way down, they stop to pick up another person also on their way down. When the person got on, the girls noticed that he was pretty cute. Unfortunately he had dandruff. Finally, on the way off of the elevator the two girls let the guy go ahead of them. The brunette turns to the blonde and says "Oh my god! We need to give him Head and Shoulders." The blonde then replies "That's a pretty good idea, but how are we going to give him shoulders?"

So a baby seal walks into a club.......



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Just got this from a Laffy Taffy :) What is the best way to keep the water from running?
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Don't pay the water bill :)