It's simple. We're going to pull a story out of our asses.
Someone puts down five words to start a story, you put down another five words to continue it, and someone does the same after you.
Before you know it, we have one seriously screwed up story on our hands.
But do be sure to be literate too; punctuation is key in this game, for you'll often be playing off of other's semi-complete sentences and phrases.
Also, you can go as many times as you want, as long as it isn't after yourself.
And so there it is. I shall start.

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Once upon a time there

Once upon a time there was a little crossdressing boy

Once upon a time there was a little crossdressing boy that hated his twin sister

Once upon a time there was a little crossdressing boy that hated his twin sister
because of her glass slippers

Once upon a time there was a little crossdressing boy that hated his twin sister
because of her glass slippers. They were absolutely gorgeous, but

Once upon a time there was a little crossdressing boy that hated his twin sister
because of her glass slippers. They were absolutely gorgeous, but he didn't fit in them

Once upon a time there was a little crossdressing boy that hated his twin sister because of her glass slippers. They were absolutely gorgeous, but he didn't fit in them. Then, one curious night, Rumpelstiltskin

(To comma or not to comma?)

Once upon a time there was a little crossdressing boy that hated his twin sister because of her glass slippers. They were absolutely gorgeous, but he didn't fit in them. Then, one curious night, Rumpelstiltskin changed his name to bobby

Once upon a time there was a little crossdressing boy that hated his twin sister because of her glass slippers. They were absolutely gorgeous, but he didn't fit in them. Then, one curious night, Rumpelstiltskin changed his name to bobbyand became a plumber. Horrifically

Once upon a time there was a little crossdressing boy that hated his twin sister because of her glass slippers. They were absolutely gorgeous, but he didn't fit in them. Then, one curious night, Rumpelstiltskin changed his name to bobby and became a plumber. Horrifically Bobby needed an assistant and

Once upon a time there was a little crossdressing boy that hated his twin sister because of her glass slippers. They were absolutely gorgeous, but he didn't fit in them. Then, one curious night, Rumpelstiltskin changed his name to bobby and became a plumber. Horrifically Bobby needed an assistant and he had an urgent request

Once upon a time there was a little crossdressing boy that hated his twin sister because of her glass slippers. They were absolutely gorgeous, but he didn't fit in them. Then, one curious night, Rumpelstiltskin changed his name to bobby and became a plumber. Horrifically Bobby needed an assistant and he had an urgent request to unleash the gnomes on

Once upon a time there was a little crossdressing boy that hated his twin sister because of her glass slippers. They were absolutely gorgeous, but he didn't fit in them. Then, one curious night, Rumpelstiltskin changed his name to bobby and became a plumber. Horrifically Bobby needed an assistant and he had an urgent request to unleash the gnomes on the city. The mission was

Once upon a time there was a little crossdressing boy that hated his twin sister because of her glass slippers. They were absolutely gorgeous, but he didn't fit in them. Then, one curious night, Rumpelstiltskin changed his name to bobby and became a plumber. Horrifically Bobby needed an assistant and he had an urgent request to unleash the gnomes on the city. The mission was to defeat the completely supercilious

Once upon a time there was a little crossdressing boy that hated his twin sister because of her glass slippers. They were absolutely gorgeous, but he didn't fit in them. Then, one curious night, Rumpelstiltskin changed his name to bobby and became a plumber. Horrifically Bobby needed an assistant and he had an urgent request to unleash the gnomes on the city. The mission was to defeat the completely supercilious Drag queen named Pavlos who

Once upon a time there was a little crossdressing boy that hated his twin sister because of her glass slippers. They were absolutely gorgeous, but he didn't fit in them. Then, one curious night, Rumpelstiltskin changed his name to bobby and became a plumber. Horrifically Bobby needed an assistant and he had an urgent request to unleash the gnomes on the city. The mission was to defeat the completely supercilious Drag queen named Pavlos who had decided that kittens were

Once upon a time there was a little crossdressing boy that hated his twin sister because of her glass slippers. They were absolutely gorgeous, but he didn't fit in them. Then, one curious night, Rumpelstiltskin changed his name to bobby and became a plumber. Horrifically Bobby needed an assistant and he had an urgent request to unleash the gnomes on the city. The mission was to defeat the completely supercilious Drag queen named Pavlos who had decided that kittens were putrid little things and they

Once upon a time there was a little crossdressing boy that hated his twin sister because of her glass slippers. They were absolutely gorgeous, but he didn't fit in them. Then, one curious night, Rumpelstiltskin changed his name to bobby and became a plumber. Horrifically Bobby needed an assistant and he had an urgent request to unleash the gnomes on the city. The mission was to defeat the completely supercilious Drag queen named Pavlos who had decided that kittens were putrid little things and they needed to be exterminated immediately.