Come One, Come All, to the fruitiest cruise on Mene!

Welcome to the Citrus Circus Banana Boat! Our entire staff consists of fruit :D Waiting to serve and generally make your experience pleasant! ...Except for eating them. Don't eat the crew or we're all screwed.

...It's a cruise. Do what you want.

[Quieter]
Just don't make trouble in the bathrooms. There's a couple of unicorns living in there that are VERY protective of their, err, home. They're prone to rampaging if someone makes a mess, or doesn't put the seat down, or if you're dressed as a clown...

We don't have clowns for a reason. Completely serious.

Aside from that, just play nice and follow Mene's rules. By the way, their names are George and Gina. George is the Cthulhu looking one, and Gina is the pretty purple one.

Cthulhu unicorn

This makes me think of sunscreen XD

/drools

fruit you say? >.>;

I'm the only one who did an eyebrow wiggle at the title then? Okay.

The title may or may not be meant to wiggle eyebrows at XD

do you know monkies open bananas upside down
it works wonderfully!
monkies rock

Not as pets though, they're mean :3

Monkeys really are mean ; - ;

i almost bought one

Good thing you didn't XD

but he was so cute

It's possible to have monkeys as pets? That's kind of cool!

You can, but I don't see it as a good idea. Mum has drilled it into my head that monkeys are mean.

I'm sure having monkeys as pets is always wrong... and illegal.

I'm reading a book right now about an evil clown so I don't mind there not being any :'D

---------- Post added 07-10-2013 at 02:11 PM ----------

I thought I'd come post in a thread with less than 1000 posts already :'D

hiya, Pearlie!

---------- Post added 07-10-2013 at 03:25 PM ----------

banana boat's♥mascot!

That's such a cute mascot!

isn't he?

It's a monkey cake! XD

put him in his place of honor in the first post!

When I saw the title for this thread my mind went straight to the banana boat sunscreen commercials.

do you like our mascot?