ONE OLD BOX. FOUND DURING A FISHING TRIP WITH MY DAD. PULLED UP FROM OCEAN. HEAVY, NOT PAPER.

Guys so you know now, I have this box that I found during the trip out that my dad used to try helping me get over my fear of boats and... pirates...

Since no one has come forward in claiming it so far. I even took out an add in the paper! But so far nothing. Just a lot of really cool ideas of what could be in it.

So I want you guys to let me know what I should do with it now? I'm taking a poll with some of the top suggestions I had given to me.

We can also continue the theories of what's in the box.

Oh god, Emilio. Stop being a pansy and open it!!

What's in the box? Whaaaaat's in the baaaaaaaaaax?

OPEN!

We're never going to know what's in it. Emilio's gonna be old and grey before he finally gets that lid off.

Can I eat the box?

what's in the box what's in the box

That's always an option, lol! Not sure it would be very tasty though.

Give me the box. I'll open it

Iunno. Hey- If you're so worried, why don't you take it to Jeryck? He works with old stuff, right? He can examine it for you, and he's probably more qualified to open it without damaging it.

Emilio just didn't want to open it alone. Let's gather a crowd around and OPEN THAT BOX

So he can hide behind us? I'm being mean, sorry Emi. I think it's one of those things where the longer you leave something, the harder it becomes to do it.

Give Zombie the box. The potatoes can open it.

What if there's...a deep fat fryer in there!

Gimme the box
I don't mind what's in there, I want that box anyway
Giving it to Peebs would be the most best solution

I bet you the box has like, a dead body in it. :O

Originally Posted by jellysundae

What if there's...a deep fat fryer in there!

Then we eat well that day

Open it open it open it open it

This reminds me of the "Reddit Safe".

Host a party, Emilio. A lovely summer party where you're centered around opening the box.

Oh great... Queen now I expect it to be empty.

Ahh yes the soggy box. I was wondering whatever happened with it. XD

OPEN IT!!! XD

Maybe there's a box in the box.

And a box inside the box in tha box? Those are always fun to open XD

Maybe....Schrodinger's cat is in there!

Schrodinger's Yumeh?