Jesus said, I am the way the truth&the light. No man comes to the father except Thu me.

I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I am a Pastafarian. He boiled for us, remember that.

I guess the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster truly exists. Can I take my meatballs up to heaven? St. Peter will put sauce on my pasta at the pearly gates.

That would be some heavenly pasta sauce!! Lol!

Can I take my gun up to heaven? You know she's always been by my side.