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(Come and take a look around... <3 )

-A CG Siggy PetShop by Burnt Biscuits, all material located in this thread is property of, created by, and copyrighted by Burnt Biscuits unless otherwise noted. -

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WARNING: Failure to follow the rules can result in warnings, blacklistings, reporting, or being hunted down and destroyed. Please read the rules carefully before posting.



:shock: 1. All art and content within this thread belong to Burnt Biscuits. DO NOT claim credit for my work, do not sell, edit, alter, or desecrate my work in any way.
:shock: 2. I AM GOD. No, not really, but in this thread, what I say goes. Please be the kind and respectful Menewsians I know and love and I'll do the same for you.
:shock: 3. Payments are expected on my terms. Please do not send payment via 'donation'. 'Donations' sent will be accepted as -DONATIONS- to myself and the shop. Should have read the rules! ((More likely I'll gripe at you and still get your pet, I'm too nice...)) Trades will be expected to be sent to TRUFFLES, and completed on completion, NOT DELIVERY, of pet. Pet will be delivered after payment has been made.
:shock: 4. I hold the right to refuse service to anyone for any reason. I also hold the right to open and close the shop as I please. Finally, I hold the right to edit, alter, and delete any content within this thread, including this set of rules.


~([ AN OVERVIEW ])~

Vitreous Humor sells what could be considered signature pets or dolls. These creatures come as a solid base and may be colored and dressed as you please.

Your product comes with the outfit and design you order, a name given by you, and a certification of purchase, providing the name and ownername of the critter. Once created the critter may not be edited, however you can recreate your critter at any time at the listed price. Items such as clothing and accessories are priced as marked. Choose first your critters skin and eye colors, then the garments of clothing you with to have for your pet. The total cost depends on how many items you purchase for your critter. Critters will be available for roleplay sometime in the near future for those who are interested.


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[How To Create Your Pet:]



Step 1: Chose your skin tone and eye color. Place the code for each shown on the image on the form in the appropriate slot on the form.

Step 2: Choose the items you wish to equip to your pet. Lost their codes and cost in the appropriate slot on the form IN THE ORDER YOU WANT THEM LAYERED!

Step 3: Add any additional notes to the form, and then the total cost of your pet in the slots provided.

Step 4: Post the form IN THE THREAD. Do not pm it to me for any reason.

Step 5: After your order has been approved, start the trade for the amount of gold agreed upon, do not accept yet.

Step 6: Wait patiently for your pet.

Step 7: Upon notice of completion, complete the trade and I'll send you your pet.

Step 8: Enjoy!

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I WANT ONE!
Username: (yours)
Recieving: (Who's getting the pet)
Pet Name: (What do you want to call it?)
Gender: (of Pet)
Skin Tone: 
Eye Color: 
Item List: 
((Please list item code, three spaces, then price. Put each on seperate line, see example.))
Notes: 

Example:

I WANT ONE!
Username: Burnt Biscuits
Recieving: Truffles
Gender: Male
Pet Name: Bubbles
Skin Tone: T1
Eye Color: E4
Item List:
A5 10g
D8 20g
C9 42g
F2 5g
Notes: Please be sure the shirt layers over the pants, and would it be possible to layer the horns over the hat? Thanks!

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Sample pet, color list for skin and eyes.


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Welcome to Perspective, the clothing and accessory shop for your critters! Please take a look around. To view items click the images! They are separated by type, and should open in a new window or tab when clicked as an image file.


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~( CURRENT EVENTS! )~

Beginning on the 7th of July, I will be holding a grand opening celebration, celebrating both the grand opening of the shop, as well as the birthday of my good friend Kaderin Triste! There will be a special set of items made in her honor, and she will recieve a coupon for one free pet.

ALSO! I will be holding a donation bucket! A what?
Allow me to explain. On the twentieth I will be sending al the gold from my mule, TRUFFLES, to my main. With his gold count starting at zero he will accept donations of all types and sizes to create, hopefully, one big present to Kaderin Triste for her birthday, which will be sent to her in a trade.

For those morons out there who twist events in all ways to try and find some way it could possibly be a scam, it isn't. I'm doing something nice for a friend on her birthday. If you don't trust me, you have no obligation to participate.



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My links:
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Affiliates:

To be an affiliate post a request in this thread and link me in yours. I will add a a banner you provide or a text link, depending on banner size, to your shop.


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BURNT BISCUITS


Image and info to come


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~([ FREEBIES ])~

All freebies are either created by me, or I have gotten permission from the creator to include them here.


Soon to come!



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GOLD LIST



BLACK LIST

No one yet, let's keep it that way, yeah?



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OPEN FOR POSTING NOW!

Examples and imagery will be added over time, officially opening on the 20th.

Still working on front page, but really... post please! XD

Aie!
Sounds like a cute idea! I can't wait until you get it up and going!

So much has come up... uhg...

I'll probably have all the stuff up be the end of the week.

Yeah, I know how that goes. This week I work full days from today until Saturday and on Sat we're supposed to be throwing a late birthday party/family reunion for my grandma (though not many people will be there) so after work I come home and clean house.
And argh....my brother, who hardly works does very little then goes and hangs out with one of his friends.

Isn't that the stuff in the eye? The eye jelly? XDD

Eye jelly? What?
Like the stuff that crusts overnight sometimes?
Is that the stuff you mean?

Nonono! Vitreous humor! It's the jelly-like substance that makes your eye. It's after the lens and before the rods and cones. ;D

*headdesk*
Oh right.
I so should have known that actually.
*feels 100% like a major moron*

Not 100%!! You can type using correct grammar!

yaycorrectgrammar!! ;DD