Konan-kishi Hidan- Dead



Pein-kishi Kat-Dead



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Konan walked beside Pein going back to there home where most all of the Akatsuki stayed, Konan opened the door peering in seeing no one was home or so she thought. Pein soon followed her sitting on a chair at a table by the kitchen. Konan walked in to the kitchen and made some tea for the both of them and sat down by across from him

Hidan got out of the shower and put on some clothes. Walking out of the bathroom he was startled at finding Katima sitting on his bed. "What the hell do you want?" He asked the young girl who was like a sister. Staring up at him she shrugged. "Everyone was gone. And I am hungry you need to cook." Rolling his eyes Hidan pulled her up off the bed and into the hallway letting her go. "Stay out of my dmn room unless you are invited." He glared at her as Katima shrugged. "Come on!" She said begging. Finally he got up and walked into the kitchen seeing other people were in fact there. Katima strolled in behind him. She looked slightly shocked.

Pein and Konan looked at them practically at the same time

Konan smiled at katima "Good morning kitten" Konan sometimes called Katima kitten when she was in a good mood. She then looked up at Hidan and dismissed his existance

Pein looked at the two "good morning" he stated to the two of them "we brought home muffins" he said happily(<-- epic fail edit)

Hidan nodded towards pein as he glared at Konan. Katima smiled and waved to them both, "Good morning." She said bowing slightly. Looking up at Hidan she pointed demandingly to the oven. "Cook, NOW!" She said as her stomach grumbled rather loudly.

Hidan knew better than to say know when she was hungry so he started to make her favorite omlet, bacon cheese. Smiling she sat down in the middle of Konan and Pein sitting closer to Pein in case a fight broke out. Knowing full and well they wouldn't do anything to him she tended to use him as a meatsheild XD

Konan stuck her tongue out at katima "I like the way you treat him" he said playfully putting a muffin in front of her. She then turned to Hidan throwing him a sexy but playful wink.


Pein smiled slightly excited to see what kind of fight konan and Hidan were going to get in to, he secretly hoped konan would play with his mind. he looked over at Katime "may I steal a bite" he said softly pointing to her delicious looking omlette

Hidan sat down with a big plate of bacon for himself watching Konan. 'WHAT THE FCK!?' He thought to himself as he put a piece of bacon into his mouth. "Have you ever fckng messed with that btch when she was hungry? I wouldn't advise it." Even though Katima couldn't use her powers to kill she was a master with swords.

Katima looked up at them and huffed as she stole a piece of Hidan's bacon as she cut a somewhat big piece of her omlet holding it in front of his mouth as she ate the bacon. If Pein was anyone else she wouldn't have done that but Pein was her leader and she wasn't going to make him mad, sides she kind of liked him.

Pein smiled happily eating the omlette "Hidan you are a fabulous cook" he said with his mouth still kind of full (dawww cute :3)

Konan rested her elbows on the table staring blankly at hidan "how are you this morning my love" she said in a half serious tone purposely trying to freak Hidan out

Katima rolled her eyes at everyone as she started to eat. In all honesty she looked sort of like a chibi but yet a chipmunk with all the food in her mouth. Taking one big swallow she stole a few more pieces of bacon then got up to get some orange juice.

Hidan just started to ignore Konan like he normally did until he heard somthing about Love. "What the hell?" He said loudly but not screaming.

Katima being oblivous to what was said looked at him. "I am just getting a fckng drink dmn." She said pulling the OJ out of the fridge and onto the table as she pulled out a glass for her and the rest of them.

Hidan just shook his head. "Not you kit-kat."

"Oh.... So...." she said sadly "you dont remember last night when we were all drinking" she looked sadly at the table as a few tears streamed down her face, she is an amazing actor

Pein smiled chuckling softly at katima thinking she was the cutest thing since slice bread

Hidan looked over at Katima who just shrugged her shoulders. She had no clue anyone drank last night. Hidan looked at Konan "I didn't fckng drank any dmn thing last fckng night." He said as his eye twitched slightly.

Katima sighed looking at him sternly. "What did I say?" Hidan looked at her pissed off. "Don't tell me what the fck to do!" Katima shook her head. "I heal you when you do stupid stuff and I can kick peoples buts." She stole anotherr piece of bacon.

Pein looked at Konan "Konan that was 2 nights ago..." he said trying to stay calm seeing his Konan cry was heart breaking to him even tho he knew she liked Hidan

"it felt like last night" she said wiping away a tear as she got up from the table, she walked outside sitting in front of the house in the grass she laid back and looked up in to the crisp morning sky

Katima sighed as she poured Pein a glass of orange juice. "He really doesn't remember it." She said to him shaking her head. "I kind of feel bad about it because Konan should be happy right?" Konan was like the older sister she never had, in fact she was more of a mother feeling.

Hidan looked at her confused. "What happened? Really all I remember is drinking and then waking up with Katima healing me so I wouldn't puke." He scratched his head as he placed some bacon in his mouth looking at the two confused.

Pein looked at Katima and smiled "Thank you katima" he then looked over at Hidan "well to start things out..... you drank far to much...." he said in an almost angry tone "you got a little closer to Konan than im sure you both wanted.... you kissed her and told her you loved her as if you were Shakespeare..... and then she knocked you on your ass...." she said half laughing and smiled at Katima "Konan could stop talking about it the whole 2 days we were gone, she couldn't figure out what made you do that" he said seriously looking at hidan

Katima nodded to Pein as to not interrupt their conversation. Listening to him she nodded here and there to show it was all true. When the talk was over she looked up at Hidan. "You like her. I know you do." With that she started to drink her favorite drink in the world.

Hidan listened astonished and watched Katima to see if it was true. After everything was said and done with he stood up. "Better go talk to her." He said walking out and sitting by Konan.

Katima sighed when he left. "What an idiot."

Pein looked at her and smiled slightly evil "I love being evil muwahahahahahaaa" he said with his fake evil laugh

Konan looked at Hidan then turned away slightly not showing her face to him

Katima looked at him and giggled. "Ah being evil is fun." She took another drink. "This is reallly good!" She smiled brightlly.

Hidan looked at her. "Is what they said true?" He asked wanting to know.

She was shocked they actually followed her mind game tho some of it was true she was still shocked
"yes..." she said in an almost cold tone keeping her back to him "Why would you care...." she asked using that same cold tone

Katima sighed as she looked at pein. "What now?"

Hidan looked at her slightly pissed. "Because I want to know the whole dmn story so tell me dmnit!!!"

she turned quickly and slapped him across his face with tears rolling down her cheeks "GO ASK PEIN OR KATIMA!!!" she screamed exploding in to storm of paper that blew up in to the sky away from him

Pein looked at her and smiled "If i know Konan as well as i do Hidan should be coming in any second with a hand print on his face and konan is probably flying around as a storm of paper" he chuckled

Hidan came in pissed off with a giant red handprint on the side of his face. "Fck this sht." He said as he stormed into his room.

"You are absolutely amazing at that! It's like you study everyone." She said as she drank again this time she poured a new glass with some alcohal in it.

He smiled sipping his orange juice "I have to" he chuckled looking over at her then to the door seeing konan`s storm of paper returning to the ground.

Konan fused herself back together then walked in to the house and sat back down at the table "thanks guys" she said softly as she giggled taking a bite of a muffin

Katima nodded. "I honestly don't remember everything that happened either... Yall gave me to much sake." She said slightly glaring at Konan who was the one giving her the drinks. "Hidan probably wont come out for a while." She said looking at his door.

Hidan was currently throwing things around.

Konan smiled "you could have said no" she said laughing slightly "the only reason i know anything is because Pein told me" she said as she took another bite of the muffin

Pein got up and went back to Hidan`s door and knocked "YOU BREAK IT YOU BY IT!!!" he called threw the door then walked back to the table sitting closer to Katima

Hidan stopped knowing full and well he din't have the money to buy anything.

"So what happened?" Katima asked looking at Pein. "I remember being in just my underwear which confused the hell out of me." Grabbing her drink she looked at Konan. "You knew Sake is the only thing that gets me drunk!"

Konan smiled "I just wanted to see my kitten running around in her underwear... it was so cute" she said giggling softly

Pein looked up trying to remember the entire night since he doesnt drink it was very easy "well it all started off with you and Konan doing Sake shots... then Hidan came out and joined you two were pretty well gone at that point... then Hidan took to bottle and chugged it trying to be a bad ass... Katima you passed out on my lap and Hidan and Konan talked for a while then Hidan told her he loved her and couldn't live with out her being his slave... She got pissed and smashed a vase on his head and went to bed... that is exactly what happened the other night" he finished with a chuckle and leaned back in his chair "that is the exact reason why i dont drink"