i've got no idea how to do anything on here. yeah....><

You'll get used to it after a bit :D You just have to explore and get used to things around here. If there's any specific help you need, the Information Desk forum is for asking questions.

Hello and welcome. :D If you're stuck, don't be afraid to ask for help. There's a newbie starter guide at the top of the intro forums too.

Aww, welcome to menewsha, and I was lost too when I joined. @3@

Hm, I need a nickname for you, still, but for now you're Clawzie. ^^ And if you can figure out how to answer your Pm I can help. And yay, you joined!