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10-14-2007, 10:28 PM
"All we wanna do is eat your brains. We're not unreasonable, i mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes."
xD i love that song. xD
Anyway.
i'd probably get a Katamari and start rolling over them, making Zomatamari. 8D xD Seriously, i'd do pretty much what everyone is saying [grab weapons, run to safe place, etc etc.] but in Canada. :]
Last zombie movie i saw was Shawn of the Dead, which was hilarious. xDDDDD
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10-14-2007, 10:31 PM
Well, I think I'd freak out like crazy during a zombie outbreak, but it's not like I'm suffering for lack of weapons. I live in a relatively low population town, so there wouldn't be swarms of zombies in my neighborhood as compared to that of a city.
My first plan of action would to be gather up my weapons and call me family to meet up. I'd also make sure that they grabbed any kind of weapon they could and we'd go and raid a gun store or something like that so we could stockpile bullets, guns, etc. I'd make sure we'd have enough food and water and know some good routes to get gas quickly so we could travel from town to town until we reach....Alaska!
Yes, I watched Resident Evil: Extinction one time too many. Dx
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10-14-2007, 10:32 PM
If I was in the middle of a zombie attack, I'd yell for a Resident Evil protagonist. Prefferably Leon S. Kennedy. <3
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10-14-2007, 10:44 PM
Step One. Gather all weapons I can find.: This includes anything that can be used as a weapon. (This includes Canes, bats, small lamps, Keybords, Large rocks, shovels, rakes, hoes, dog leashes, cricket bats, printers, cds, dvds, recourds, chair legs,Sizzers, staple gun, nail gun, saws, forks, Knives, and basicly any thing that has a sharp or blunt edge.)
Step Two. Gather loved ones: Find all the people I love or care by phone or foot. Then bring them to one area.
Step Three. Go to the mall; Its the safest place I know of it has food. More weapons and is large enuff to house many people at once.
Step Four. Relax and wait for things to blow over: Find the lounge verson of the sickness and let the happy montage scean happen.
Step Five. Hope to dear god help comes before we starve to death: Cannablism Is an option near the end.
I would love to see what others have cooked up. Hell I would love it if you ripped my plain to pices!
um..ok...??
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Machika
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10-14-2007, 10:46 PM
ZOMG (X_X) I would kill myself or kill myself if I was bitten.
I HATE ZOMBIES *shudders and twitches* (X_X)
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AyaDragonsheart
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10-14-2007, 11:17 PM
I used to not ponder on this subject much, until after I began to deal with zombie related things on a almost daily basis. It made me realize that I'm almost 85% likely to be in a zombie situation. My reasoning why:
Name: Jill Fasterling - that's a resident evil character name if I've ever heard one.
Occupations: National Guard Soldier & Video Game Arcade Manager
Related People of influence:
Mom - Nurse
Brother - Soldier
Husband - Computer Technician
Extended Family - Connections to Oil businesses
Arcade Boss - Government Conspiracy Theorist (forced me to read the Zombie Survival guide before he would hire me)
Unit Personnel/Soldiers - I work at a aviation unit, think black hawks. Soldiers are in shape, just as crazy as me, and one is a professional wrestler on the side. You might have seen him on WWE... New guy. Oct. 22 next show.
Therefore, I'm 85% sure I'll end up in a zombie situation.
So with all my experience I have planned over and over different scenarios and possible creations for the Zombie-doom/Apocalypse.
Creation:
1. Reports on local TV start to tell the tale of the Bird Flu finally switching over to infecting humans and having the side effect of creating zombies. (It's plausible, since we would have no cure for when that event occurs.)
2. Mad Cow disease spreads to humans, but a cure has been created, unfortunately when administered to sever cases it inadvertently creates zombies with a taste for all human flesh.
3. Aides/SARS has been cured, unfortunately one side effect is consistent cell repair of the human body, creating modern day Vampire/Zombies.
4. disease/virus/bacteria + cure/no cure = zombie. And so on...
Plans:
#1: Screw everybody else, I'm going home!
First reports begin to appear on tv. Turn house into fortress, and stockk pile food/water/weapons to last for years. Not terribly viable as I live in the city currently, but handy for those in the country side.
#2: Run for Safe Haven!
Take my chances with life on the road consistently moving from place to place without staying in one for to long.
#3: Realize your Doom, Protect the future!
Go to the local guard unit and strive to protect local unaffected individuals as long as possible. Most likely babies, children, and young adults.
#4: KILLING SPREE!
Create a new sport, 1,100 ways to kill a zombie!
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10-14-2007, 11:37 PM
Probably something useless like hide under a table.
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10-14-2007, 11:42 PM
I'd probably find every possible weapon I could find. Then I'd run, hide, anything to avoid them. If they found me, I'd have my weapons so I could kill them.
While avoiding, I'd search for my friends and family to make sure they were all right, and help them find good weapons too.
Then we could all go on a zombie killing spree together. Fun!
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10-14-2007, 11:45 PM
I'd scream. Zombies are the one thing that cripple me with fear, and they don't even exist. I'd hole myself up as long as I could, erect a flag of some kind, and wait for someone to save me.
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10-14-2007, 11:52 PM
On gaia I am married to a Zombie! But if zombies actually attacked I doubt I would notice. I live in vermont, psh like they would bother coming here. I would remain in mostly unpopulated areas though. Not cities. Tons of people = Buffet line to the zombies = a ton more zombies. They'll go where the food is!
I would also gather up weapons so that if any did wander into a Vermont countryside I could shoot their brains out before they got my brain. Though I'm a bad shot (I think, I've never actually shot a gun) so maybe I would be eaten. At the very least I bet I would end up shooting myself in the foot.
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10-15-2007, 12:17 AM
My friend and I have planned extensively for a class-one or class-two zombie outbreak. Our plans are quite fluid, because the principle of the battle plan going to hell immediately is time-tested. The general theme is as follows:
1: If the attack is not general knowledge, spread the word to the plan group.
2: Gather your pre-selected supplies, including three days of food per person, a primary, backup, and bladed weapon, and ammunition. In my case this is a .22 autoloading rifle, a .22 autoloading pistol, a 5.56mm tactical rifle, and a machete. I have one thousand rounds for the .22s, and two hundred for the 5.56mm.
3: Meet at the base of the local water tower, and keep the landing zone clear until the whole group is present.
4: Climb the tower's one access ladder, and punch out the pins at the halfway point to drop off the lower half.
5: Hold position at the top of the tower and wait for evac. If possible, use bait and decoy to lure as many undead in close as possible, and destroy them with aimed fire. A shot that destroys the brain will destroy one, so aim carefully and conserve your ammo.
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Culi
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10-15-2007, 12:45 AM
Option A) Join them and pretend to be a zombie.
Option B) Gather a ton of weapons, get all the people I care about and head to the pub.
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10-15-2007, 01:09 AM
Lets see. First I'd get in my car and drive to a large supercenter or grocery store that has a roof easily accessible by ladder. Well actually, I'd first need a scout party to surround the perimeter to make sure it's safe first. I don't care much for loved ones and they're most likely the ones that would end up killing me despite mutual feelings. Once scouted, I'd ask them to set up a base around the perimeter with ammo and weapons and I'd ask that they be the protectors for the supercenter. This way, I can be safe on the roof and watch the action take place. I'd have the doors locked and windows barred. This way, I can get down safely and grab what I need. I'd also need some form of music to keep me satisfied through the day. If I eventually get help by cell phone, I'd ask for air support to take me to an area not contaminated.
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10-15-2007, 02:52 AM
-locate nearest zombie free walmart.
-barricade myself and love ones (my turtles)
-search internet for -how to get rid of zombies-
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-find the most accurate zombie attack game and read the cheat codes online
-get the word out that there's a zombie attack
-grab a cam recorder to tape it from my safe spot
-make sure that when the world ends I'll be there to witness
-hope for a vaccine to reverse the living dead to dead
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manda!
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10-15-2007, 02:55 AM
Run.
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10-15-2007, 02:57 AM
hmm if I was attacked by zombies I
steal my moms car then go to weapons-R-Us and
steal...I mean buy all the weapons I could carry
and then blow them up yay!!!xD
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10-15-2007, 03:11 AM
Well, I'm very terrified of zombies, so it might or might not take me a while to get used to the fact they just became real. xD;; However, I have thought about plans.
I figured a prison would be safe, actually. Zombies wouldn't be able to get to it from a huge brick wall that surrounds the prison, plus the security guards there have the guns, and there is food and places to sleep and shower and whatnot.
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10-15-2007, 03:21 AM
Run for the mall! (seriously, I can see it from here) Use resources in the mall for weapons and food and whatever else I needed. I'd have my family with me of course, couldn't abandon the kiddies after all. Hubby is an eagle scout, he would be useful :P . But basically I would stay at the mall, avoiding attention, until the zombies left our small town for bigger places with a greater abundance of brains.
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10-15-2007, 03:59 AM
i think i'd do what they did in shaun of the dead; pub.
somewhere with big, heavy doors and such.
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10-15-2007, 04:07 AM
My boyfriend and I went through a phase about a year ago where we would watch all these zombie movies, and we actually came up with a plan in case it ever did happen. xD
Ours is pretty much identical to yours, actually.
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10-15-2007, 04:23 AM
I would be scared to death if i were attacked by zombies, i'd try to guy a painless death by poisoning myself. theres no way im start enough to figure out how to servivie on my own. i doubt i'd ever make it anywhere.
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Solitare
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10-15-2007, 04:34 AM
Hide! :o
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Ayeikha
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10-15-2007, 09:05 AM
I reckon it'd be perfect. I am extremely talented with demolitions. And blowing things up is fun. And if they're zombies, no one would complain if I were to mix up a few homemade frag grenades and just let loose all the built up frustration by blowing all the freakin' zombies to hell.
Cause, let's face it, they're not much of a threat. You never see one move super-fast, they're slow, stupid and clumsy. Obviously they're stupid, they want human brains for sustenance. Obviously, alien brains would be better, for humans are altogether a stupid species. Hence, zombies were at one point smart, and devoured so many of their brethren that they turned stupid due to infection And probably inbreeding too, but that's a different story altogether.
But, yeah. I wouldn't be too worried about it. And it would be fun to take count with a few friends, see who can get the highest DC. BA-BOOM! ZOMBIE BRAINS IN YOUR FACE! >.> Cause, yeah, we're that mature.
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10-15-2007, 09:18 AM
Ah, I've already planned this out!
My flat is on the second floor, so the windows are too high up to climb into, so we don't need to board them up.
All we need to do is block the door at the bottom of the stairs, then we're safe.
For food, we live two doors down from the Spar (food shop). So, if and when our food supplies run out, we could, if we had to, climb along the wondow-ledges to get into the Spar, and just hope the zombies don't get us!
I'll leave all the fighting and zombie-killing to people whose lives are worth less than mine. :mrgreen:
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10-15-2007, 09:37 AM
OMG… you so just hit my topic because I’ve been planning for them for YEARS… *clears throat and begins explanation*
Someday they’re going to come, this is inevitable. Zombies will come and I’m going to be one of the few people who make it past the end of the world. First off I have a home in the country on several acres so I have plenty of land to live off of. So…before Zombie Armageddon even begins I will have the following items in place. First will be a trench 15 feet wide by fifteen feet down. This will surround my property all the way around. Then I will have a really nice WALL around my property. Something thick, probably brick about 12 feet high and the wall will have those lovely old school rod iron spikes at the top that curve OUT. Not only will this keep zombies out, but other unwanted persons from trespassing onto my safe lands.
Now first step when they start to come would be starting to batten down the hatches at the homestead. I’d trip wire the very edge of my property to alert me when something has come too close in range. Then I’d try and lure the zombies to my trench. Once they fall inside I’d pour anything flammable over the creature and set them ablaze in the trench. Since zombies aren’t very agile they don’t really climb nor could they climb out of the trench since the walls will be smoothed. Sure it’d take a few hours for the flames to go out and it’ll smell like holy hell when the bodies will burn, but eventually burning bodies’ everyday I’d get used to the smell.
If somehow my property was breached and it came down to combating the zombies I’d be prepared. First I’d have on a lovely shark bite suit. It’s metal and so they cant bite through it but still lightweight enough to move around. I’d also have means of beheading the bastards I’d really love to be proficient with the katana by that time because it’s a perfect weapon for beheading, but an axe would also do for splitting zombie skulls in two. I’d fight as long a I could or until I turned but hopefully I could kill enough of them to drive the zombies back and seal off my property again. There would also be plenty of weapons on my property, guns of all assortments and plenty of other cleaving devices. Yay for chainsaws!
I have the Zombie survival Handbook and that’s like my bible. Yeah I’ve put way too much thought into this and yes I’ve been seeing professional help for my zombie obsession >_< SRSLY…. Sort of :D
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