David Bowie can't help it,
The Mayor has some sweet hair, I wish I had it.

No, not the kind of 'wish' where you want it as your own, but the kind of 'wish' where you want to hatchet it off and keep it as a trophy of sorts.

But hey, at least I don't have a thing for leprechauns...

Plus, my Gorebyss would ttly pwn ur leprechaun.

Don't try to fight David Bowie...

S/he always wins.

Hey, I read in your post up there *points way up* that you might not bother posting pics of your completed avatars any more.. Well I am here to tell you that doing so (err, not doing so) would be a great disappointment to your hordes of fans (err, me).

We need to see the rainbow, Sidhe!

And David Bowie wants to see the

LINT.

I want some lint up there before any rainbows appear for my 'Horde of Fans'.

Agreed?

Oh.. dear..

You see, I seem to be fresh out of lint. I had to dive into a toilet last night to fetch a monocle, and naturally I had to have a deep shower afterwards to clean out my crevices.. Well, the lint was lost in the purge I'm afraid. It is rough to be a bungee plumber. Once I get my fakesnake I'll qualify for all sorts of other odd jobs, so this sort of thing shouldn't happen again. I'll keep you posted.

PIDDLY SNIDD!

David Bowie knows a lie when s/he smells one!!!

I will have you know, it really happened! I have witnesses! It was at Captain Howdy's, and there were lots of people there.. I was lurking in the shadows until the Captain dropped his monocle in the toilet, and I, being the only one present with the means to grapple down the toilet hole and make it back alive, answered the call of doody duty!

(Well, I showered alone, but the tainting of the lint was well documented.)

P.S. Can you really still smell it? 'Cause I was sure to scrub everything fiercely.

Exaclty.

I COULDN'T smell it.

Stop involving poor Howdy in this. He's already been though enough what with the cake quandary and everything.

I know, I know. I really do need to expand my lurking grounds. It's just so hard to find a nice demented hangout around here.

Oui oui.

I have managed to accumulate a bit of cash from posting though.

Holy cow.. I can buy a fakesnake now.. I wonder what horribly mismatchy color I will get!! ooooo

Excellent,
Not saying that your plush snake will save your ass in my poo dungeon though. >D

I think I'm going to break with tradition and purchase some shoes before I come over. ;P

But then you won't get worms!

I need to make it as uncomfortable for the enemies as I can. >D

David Bowie doesn't like it when they talk.

You don't want me to have worms. I'd be scooting all over the carpet and stuff. Bad scene. Trust me.. shoes.

omg.... shivers at thought of spending any time in the smelly poo dungeon. runs away in case bowoe decides to put her in his poo dungeon.

Dragon Queen...

You can run, but you cannot hide.

David Bowie knows all.
David Bowie always wins...

But more importantly, how are you today?

im doing good im just wondering why you two ate talking about a poo dungeon. other than that im feling like every thread ive been in and wrote something in im either being ignored and no one wants to type anything or i killed the thread sigh.

Hee hee.

David Bowie talks about things that often frighten humans.

That is why I am opening '~ the poo room ~' It is a place for my ramblings as well as buyable poos.

Of course it is not made yet, HamletSpamlet still needs to finish painting the walls.

cool i cant wait to see what you come up with. wait what your not human? then what are you

if u want weird conversation go to howdy's room theres an odd conversation going on in there.

Ah, I see, that's exciting!

not really but i did get a few chuckles out of the last 3 pages. dont know why, but i guess i just have weird humor. oh well.

Well.

That makes two of us.

I am going to ask you a question, it will determine whether or not I will drag you down into my poo dungeon, so answer wisely...

Would ducks make good digging tools?

But here's the catch, they're actually pink ponies that can levitate, and morph into voluminous bipeds.

You have six seconds...

IRON CUISINE!

What's the secret ingredient?

*sweats*

But you haven't chosen the Iron Chef you want to battle. D:

One time. Just one time I would have liked to have seen the Chairman pull back the cover and say, "THE SECRET INGREDIENT... is love."

Ohta: Fukui-san! It's looks like Chef Michiba has just added the love to the chopped daikon radish.
Random Japanese starlet: Oh, will he stir fry them?
Fukui-san: My guess... is yes.