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Old 01-29-2010, 05:29 AM

So I made these two stories up one day when staring at certain spots that I could just picture these things happening in. Do enjoy and don't criticize my spelling, grammar, or anything like that. Just enjoy the scenario. I'm also sorry if this makes anyone think of final destination.

1st:
So imagine this kid climbing that tree thats right next to the big Y looking one, and theres a teacher yelling at him to get down before he hurts himself and she's calling the noon duties and isn't looking because she's talking to that one really old guy that sucks because he takes ages to unlock the pe door and you can never understand him.
And while she isn't looking the kid steps onto a branch and it breaks and he loses his grip out of shock and he's falling and he can't hear himself scream out in shock saying "s**t" and there's a chair coming up real fast (because there was always a chair sitting right underneath that tree facing the tree) and he hits it feet first!
And he crunches up because the impact was so strong on that chair that his knee caps burst open and his bones come straight up and he hits the ground and breaks his wind pipe so he can't breathe and he's hyperventilating!
After that he'd probably end up dieing from blood loss because people don't know how to do jack s**t when it comes to a crisis and no ones aloud to have cell phones on campus so no one would be able to call anyone and the people in the auto shop class would be coming outside to check it out and everyone that was at pe would crows the kid that can't breathe and someone would move his head and you should never do that because you don't know what's happened to him or how that could damage his brain.

2nd:
There's a guy in a chicken costume advertising some s**t that involves a party/costume store. And he ******** hate his life because this is the only job he could get because he's just some bum failure in life that deserves death for screwing with the gene pool of society. And he knows this for certain too.
There's a lot of traffic going on right now because people are getting off work right now and they're all cranky asses that drink their starbucks coffee with their dark sunglasses on in their tinted windowed cars and vans and trucks. He really can't stand his own stench anymore so he gets on a serious look and he's just staring at all the cars going through red lights and zooming into the green and yellow lights and he knows what he has to do.
He tosses the sign aside and he JUMPS in front of an oncoming car and he's still in his chicken costume and that's pretty shocking to a lot of people. Seeing a big chicken jump in front of a car, ya know? That'd freak anyone out.
And the driver of the oncoming car hits the brakes and it makes a really loud screeching noise but it doesn't just STOP it goes a bit more because this car was going FAST so the drive could get through the yellow light quick enough.
And since he hit those breaks pretty fast and there was still someone coming behind him and his car gets hit and the impact makes the driver of the first car hit his steering wheel hard enough to make a small dent in the guys head and the chicken suit guy is just coughing up blood because the car didn't hit him hard enough to do any extreme damage so he's already trying to stand up.
But since that one guy hit the first car and there was STILL people behind him and it's just causing a line of crashes behind him because someone at the cross walk was driving up to said cross walk and he stopped TOO fast because he has those new tires and breaks that stop on the dime. And the people behind him weren't expecting that because everyone was tailgating the person in front of them. It IS heavy traffic after all.
And now it's just like dominos and you can already guess the damage being done to the front of every car. But also the sides of the street next to the row from the beginning is also getting the domino effect because people in there rows also did the stop too quick and create the domino effect.
But what comes up next is that one person saw it coming and tried to drive into a new line from a four way stop but there was an on coming school bus and he didn't see it because he was just thinking about the damage that would have been done to his car and he REALLY didn't need this right now because it was his anniversary night and he CAN'T be late to his dinner with his wife.
And the school bus driver didn't see that coming and so he swerves and hits the street lamp because he drove right over a part of the sidewalk that bends down for the cross walk.
So the kids in the school bus are all screaming because it's just a bunch of idiotic kids and the school bus drivers knocked out because it was some fat old b***h and she hit her head on the steering wheel. Now these school buses are really old and the motor has been leaking oil and the lamp post has wires coming out because it crashed on top of the bus.
The motor catches on fire and the kids are STILL screaming and trying to figure out how to open the windows because those things a ******** hard to open man! I've tried and it's heavy as s**t. (i'm suddenly in the mood to watch jeepers creepers XD)
So anyways, there are a lot of people trying to help the kids open the windows and no one's thought the open the back door and the bus is getting hotter and hotter and some kids that were sitting in the front have gotten burned and they have glass in their faces because windows tend to explode after they hit something you know?
The screaming is just getting louder and louder and no one's thought to call the cops yet because humans are savage people and just want to look at something horrific and watch (just like that chick that got raped by 5 guys and there were like, a group of 15 people just STANDING there watching her get raped).

And then the bus finally is engulfed in flames and only a few kids get out. The end.
Also the guy in the chicken suit ends up having to go to therapy and junk because he tried to commit suicide but he can't pay for it so when he has to take his pills in the bathroom he swallows the entire bottle and he dies.

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Old 02-02-2010, 02:55 AM

I laughed about the chicken jumping in front of the car, but the one about the little boy in the tree was sad.

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Old 04-19-2010, 03:16 AM

I can't believe there's only been one comment about the guy in the chicken suit! D8
Come one peeps, you know you'd laugh about it later if you saw it happening.

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Old 04-24-2010, 10:07 PM

lol, you got that right! XD chicken suit guy made me laugh (that makes me sound like a sadistic person, but come ON! I'm not the only one!) At the end my thought was "And all of this was caused by a guy...In a chicken suit." LOL the ending line made me laugh because it's so blunt;
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And then the bus finally is engulfed in flames and only a few kids get out. The end.
You're right, i'd definetly laugh later on. XD

the one about the boy in the tree was sad, and kinda gruesome (instantly i got the mental image when you said his kneecaps burst...) but it was good.

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