Well I love eurobeat so I'm going to choose from them.

Dave Rodgers - Wild Reputation 2005
My name's Ben, it's a real terrible fate
Close your eyes and one day I might get older

real: Promised man is the real terrible fate
Voices arise that one day I might get over

I love AFI's misheard lyrics; they're so easy to mishear too because Davey sings in a peculiar way

Girls not grey:
Misheard: well Valo
he has the whitest laser, buddy
swallow oh ho
just steaks are being burned
well Valo
I'll stake him to this place
where I had belonged
with father abe
well Valo

Real: What follows
me as the whitest lace of light
will swallow hole
just begs to be imbrued
what follows
has led me to this place
where I belong
with all erased
what follows

Love like winter:
Misheard: is it a blood?
is it a butt?
I fell in love before I was done
she wanted love
I taste like butt
she bit my lip and trained my warf
from years before

Real:
It's in the blood,
It's in the blood.
I met my love before I was born.
He wanted love,
I taste of blood.
He bit my lip, and drank my war,
From years before

Hehe this instantly made me think of my Uncle XD. He not only hears this song ths way but sings along to it this way.

Song: "Secret Agent Man" by Johnny Rivers.
He hears: Secret Asian Man.
What it actually repeats over and over throughout the song? The title XD. And when my aunt tries to correct him he always insists it's supposed to be asian XD.

Remember to quote the things you did not write.

You are not allowed to earn gold for things you didn't write yourself! Song lyrics and the translations fall under that category!

Thank you!

Oh. I like to mishear Pearl Jam's songs xD Hmm, let me thing of some. Oh yeah

Real:
Spin me round, roll me over, f*** circus
Stab it down, one way needle, pulled so slowly
Drains and spills, soaks the pages, fills their sponges
It's my blood (2x)

Paint Ed big...Turn Ed into...One of his enemies...
It's my blood (3x)

Stab it down, fill the pages, suck my life out
Maker of my enemies...
take...my..

Misheard: Spit my round, round is over, f** in circle
Stop it down, one way nino, move so slowly
trains and spills, socks defaders, tom the sponge yeah
it's mind flood

painted big, turned into, one other's enemy
it's mind flood~

stop it down, sock invader, sock my fault
we don't have fire in our bed
tell mom

You should listen the real one xD
And read my misheard xD

im from australia and i thought my national anthem had something about golden ostriches in it until i was about twelve

I thought that Like a Virgin was Like a Button for a long time. I was a little girl when it came out and I guess my mom didn't want her 7 year old asking what a virgin was. XP

YouTube - Misheard Numa Numa Lyrics

My cousin used to think that mr brightside said "Evil eyes" instead of eager eyes. or something like that.

There was a youtube video I saw once for misheard lyrics with uhm. The wishmaster by Nightwish
and one of the things was hard porn. instead of whatever it says haha.

Originally Posted by NightxProjectile

YouTube - Misheard Numa Numa Lyrics

That's hilarious.

Jupp! I remember seeing it before, and I had a real good laugh >w<

what about Nightwish's Wishmaster

YouTube - Wishmaster - The Misheard Lyrics

the real lyrics are on here:
NIGHTWISH LYRICS - Wishmaster (2000)

seriously awesome. i love Operatic Metal! so awesome. and so hard to understand. sometimes im not even sure that she is speaking english and then i realize she is. lol.

there are tones of metal songs that people think they know the lyrics too but then the are completely different. even Coheed and Cambria's Welcome home.

T.N.T. ... I'm SO special sometimes. Really. Now I sing the misheard sometimes cause it's funny. XD

Real: Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

Misheard FOREVER: Dirty deeds done with sheep

There is a song that I think is about lava or something, but for the longest time I thought it was "Pooh killed christopher robin"

Here's the one that first comes to me, from Showbiz Kids by Steely Dan. :D

Misheard version:

Noodle-dots-wages
dots-wages!
Noodle-dots-wages,
dots-wages!
While the dormouse was sleeping with the shade on the light
while the doormouse was sleeping all the stars come out at night.

Real version:

Go to Lost Wages
Lost Wages,
Go to Lost Wages,
Lost Wages
While the poor man was sleeping with the shade on the light
while the poor man was sleeping all the stars come out at night.