Excuse me, but can you empty your pockets? I belive you have stolen my heart.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

"I am an astronaut and my mission is to explore Uranus"

I'll be the flower, you be the bee, and you can have a taste of my honey.

Originally Posted by Deia

"I am an astronaut and my mission is to explore Uranus"

HAHA! That's funny. xD

You must be from Tennessee because you're the only TEN I SEE

oh wow.
._.
i left home for 2 hours and my thread took off.

"how bout you be the iceberg and i be the titanic and i go down on you"

Help, something's wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.
Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"


-To which a clever response would/could be:: "Unfertilized."
x' D


"I'm like the rubix cube, the more you play with me, the harder I get."
Can you say Rico Suave?

On Robot Chicken, there is an episode where a guy is struggling with pick up lines, and he says "Are you from heaven? Because IIIII've got an erection... shit" and it always made me giggle :]

If I said I you had a nice body would you hold it against me?

xD

...do our hearts decrease over time?
cause last time i was on i had 60 or so.

;~;

If you were a ray gun, you'd be set on stunning!
LOL XD I love this thread!

Is that a tazer in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Do you have a bandaid? Cus I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

So I've heard you got a cherry orchard...

^Yeah, that one sounds wrong to me...

This came from a guy who was hitting on my friend named Margarita:

"So your name's Margarita? Mhmm, you've got me all drunk you, and I can drink you all night long."

Eww. >.>;; Lulz. xDD;;

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So, I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes

Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. Would you choose 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines'?

You know when our children say, "Daddy, how did you meet mommy?" I'm gonna have to tell them how difficult you were being.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?


Do you come here often? No? Then I better work fast.

I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.

Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.

Do you like Pokemon? Because I want a Pikachu.

Okay first of all I tend to travel in weird circles.
I go to sci-fi conventions and SCA events, and that's where I heard most of these.

Absolute worst I heard, Said to my well endowed friend.

"If you were My Momma I'd still breast feed."

Some of it's competitors.

"You are a Goddess, so can I worship you and live in your temple."

"You must be a Goddess, I worship the ground you walk on"

"I want my baby's to have your eyes"

"So What does it cost to get you in bed?"

{My response to that was, "A ring and Vows" You should have seen his friends reaction to that it was great.}

"Where are you on the Richter scale cause baby you rock my world."

"Want to go home with me and play with my joystick?"

"I'm a walking mammogram, want to be checked?"

"If I ask right will you beam me up to you ship."

"I'll read Klingon poetry if you throw things at me."

"I'll show you my light-saber if you show me your force."

"Just say the word and I'll follow you anywhere."

"You must be from the future because they don't make them like you."

"If I get you drunk enough would you play twister with me?"

Here's a few from 8-Bit Theater (Though not word-for-word):

"Are you from the UPS? Because I swore you were checking out my package."

"Is that jam? Cause jelly don't shake like dat."

"What? You don't like pizza?"

You're so sweet you'd put Hershey's out of business.

do you have a mirror in your pants,
cause i can see myself in them

Originally Posted by Lethargie

do you have a mirror in your pants,
cause i can see myself in them

Haha, this is my favorite. xP

I was going to post this one. I have no others. xwx;

Other than: "If I could rewrite the aplphabet, I'd put 'u' and me together."

Hope it hadn't been said. XD

"That shirt looks terrible. Take it off."

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?" (I'm sure this one has already been posted.)

"How about some math? We'll add you and me, subtract the clothes, divide our legs, and multiply."

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.

Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.

Don’t stop! I don’t usually get to see beauty in motion.

Golden girls X3