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#1451
Old 06-15-2010, 09:41 AM



Why isnt up called 'down' and down called 'up' ? Who decided they should be called these things?

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#1452
Old 06-15-2010, 02:54 PM

Because your mom.
Why don't farts smell like roses?

Oh, and :lol: @ the kirby icon.

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#1453
Old 06-15-2010, 03:49 PM

Yes, i thought that quite appropriate as an answer to the question before it lol!

Because roses have thorns that get stuck in your teeth and hurt comming out the other end lol!

How beer could a bundy bear bare, if a bundy bear could bare beer?
(If that doesnt make sense, in australia, there is a distillery in a place called Bundaberg. They make Bundaberg Rum. Its known as Bundy/Bundy Rum for short. Their logo is a polar bear.)

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#1454
Old 06-17-2010, 12:34 AM

No it would go right threw him.

Why is Hello Kitty called Hello Kitty?

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#1455
Old 06-17-2010, 08:14 AM

Because Good Bye Kitty didnt have the same ring to it...

What is an alternate meaning to life, besides 42?

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#1456
Old 06-17-2010, 02:06 PM

-5640921 (really scary number..) lmao

What do you think I should do in college?

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#1457
Old 06-17-2010, 07:24 PM

fix computers.

How do you dress a cat?

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#1458
Old 06-19-2010, 02:10 AM

With lots of duct tape!

Why are farts such a frowned upon thing?

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#1459
Old 06-19-2010, 05:13 AM

Because they cause Tsunamis!

Why did the chicken cross the rode?

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#1460
Old 06-19-2010, 08:36 AM

Because the road made the chicken cross! (pun!)

What drugs were the creators of Sesame Street on when they came up with half of their stuff?

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#1461
Old 06-19-2010, 08:04 PM

Coooooookies! :squee: XD

Why do people eat sticks?

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#1462
Old 06-20-2010, 04:05 AM

Watching too much 'Angry Beavers' lol!

Why cant Santas secret base at the north pole be found?

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#1463
Old 06-21-2010, 12:21 AM

Because the searchers aren't 'Super-Special' enough

Why do potatoes have eyes?

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#1464
Old 06-21-2010, 06:41 AM

Because peas have them too and they felt left out!

Why are stupid people breeding so damned fast?

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#1465
Old 06-22-2010, 04:42 PM

Cuz they dont kno what condoms are

Why do people talk so much?

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#1466
Old 06-23-2010, 08:09 AM

because they forgot that two ears and one mouth means you should listen twice as much as you talk.

What should i have for dinner?

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#1467
Old 06-23-2010, 02:32 PM

Pig's blood.
What doth life?

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#1468
Old 06-24-2010, 01:52 PM

The Doth doth, clearly-eth!

How many omms could omm nom nom if an omm nom could nom omms?

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#1469
Old 06-24-2010, 04:50 PM

None because they are purple

Why cant ants talk?

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#1470
Old 06-24-2010, 05:46 PM

because they don't want batman to come and save the world, thus ending the population of ants by throwing his enemy's everywhere smashing them.

Why do people play golf?

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#1471
Old 06-25-2010, 08:01 AM

because its not a real sport!

why is the world not flat?

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#1472
Old 06-25-2010, 11:12 AM

because if it was flat then god would be tempted to turn it in to a origami crane

why do we have shoulders?

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#1473
Old 06-25-2010, 03:30 PM

so our feet dont fall off.

Why do cell phones vibrate?

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#1474
Old 06-25-2010, 03:53 PM

so that our pockets know when we are getting a phone call!

Why are women so confusing?

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#1475
Old 06-25-2010, 04:03 PM

because they can't be aliens

Why can't beds make themselves?

 


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