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06-15-2010, 09:41 AM
Why isnt up called 'down' and down called 'up' ? Who decided they should be called these things?
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06-15-2010, 02:54 PM
Because your mom.
Why don't farts smell like roses?
Oh, and :lol: @ the kirby icon.
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Drop Bear
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06-15-2010, 03:49 PM
Yes, i thought that quite appropriate as an answer to the question before it lol!
Because roses have thorns that get stuck in your teeth and hurt comming out the other end lol!
How beer could a bundy bear bare, if a bundy bear could bare beer?
(If that doesnt make sense, in australia, there is a distillery in a place called Bundaberg. They make Bundaberg Rum. Its known as Bundy/Bundy Rum for short. Their logo is a polar bear.)
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06-17-2010, 12:34 AM
No it would go right threw him.
Why is Hello Kitty called Hello Kitty?
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Drop Bear
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06-17-2010, 08:14 AM
Because Good Bye Kitty didnt have the same ring to it...
What is an alternate meaning to life, besides 42?
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06-17-2010, 02:06 PM
-5640921 (really scary number..) lmao
What do you think I should do in college?
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06-17-2010, 07:24 PM
fix computers.
How do you dress a cat?
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Drop Bear
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06-19-2010, 02:10 AM
With lots of duct tape!
Why are farts such a frowned upon thing?
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06-19-2010, 05:13 AM
Because they cause Tsunamis!
Why did the chicken cross the rode?
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06-19-2010, 08:36 AM
Because the road made the chicken cross! (pun!)
What drugs were the creators of Sesame Street on when they came up with half of their stuff?
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06-19-2010, 08:04 PM
Coooooookies! :squee: XD
Why do people eat sticks?
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06-20-2010, 04:05 AM
Watching too much 'Angry Beavers' lol!
Why cant Santas secret base at the north pole be found?
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06-21-2010, 12:21 AM
Because the searchers aren't 'Super-Special' enough
Why do potatoes have eyes?
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Drop Bear
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06-21-2010, 06:41 AM
Because peas have them too and they felt left out!
Why are stupid people breeding so damned fast?
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06-22-2010, 04:42 PM
Cuz they dont kno what condoms are
Why do people talk so much?
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Drop Bear
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06-23-2010, 08:09 AM
because they forgot that two ears and one mouth means you should listen twice as much as you talk.
What should i have for dinner?
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06-23-2010, 02:32 PM
Pig's blood.
What doth life?
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Drop Bear
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06-24-2010, 01:52 PM
The Doth doth, clearly-eth!
How many omms could omm nom nom if an omm nom could nom omms?
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06-24-2010, 04:50 PM
None because they are purple
Why cant ants talk?
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rosi
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06-24-2010, 05:46 PM
because they don't want batman to come and save the world, thus ending the population of ants by throwing his enemy's everywhere smashing them.
Why do people play golf?
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Drop Bear
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06-25-2010, 08:01 AM
because its not a real sport!
why is the world not flat?
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06-25-2010, 11:12 AM
because if it was flat then god would be tempted to turn it in to a origami crane
why do we have shoulders?
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06-25-2010, 03:30 PM
so our feet dont fall off.
Why do cell phones vibrate?
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Drop Bear
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06-25-2010, 03:53 PM
so that our pockets know when we are getting a phone call!
Why are women so confusing?
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06-25-2010, 04:03 PM
because they can't be aliens
Why can't beds make themselves?
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