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Old 04-05-2010, 09:21 PM

Because is secretly a llama sent from Venus to kill the human race. However, she is a rather slow llama and is convinced she is a squirrel.

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Old 04-05-2010, 10:58 PM

Musikfreakx dyed her hair with human blood. O:

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#2953
Old 04-06-2010, 04:45 AM

Canielele is being mind-controlled by martians using the "Human Mind Control 2000" devise they created. They have convinced her that she is actually a scented candle. So, whenever somebody lights a candle, she falls into hysterics and screams "AAAHHH, IT BURNS US!!"

What is the Martians' reason behind this, you ask?
The TV went out, and....Hey, martians need entertainment, too!

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#2954
Old 04-06-2010, 09:46 PM

Gummi secretly has a turkey fetish and has twelve of them for pets who roam her house all day and night.

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Old 04-06-2010, 10:59 PM

Elys secretly has an IQ aptitude of 39,27,264. The bulk of her mental prowess is used to create, plan and meticuliously build (well, actually, it's her mass of evil sparkle-dot's that build, she just directs) a large deep-space aircraft and a stockpile of cold-fusion bombs that equal the sun's fusion efficiency rate.

In the year 2020 she plans to detonante the bombs and kidnap an elite few of humans to take with her to find and repopulate a new planet where she will be Empress-Queen of the Galaxy-Sector. Please, children, do not chase shiny lights. She is trying to lure you into her trap.

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#2956
Old 04-07-2010, 01:08 AM

CrownofEblan is the fuzzy, purple dinosaur who scopes you out in the middle of the night and licks your face! (you: o.O) (me: *nods* Yes, really.)

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#2957
Old 04-07-2010, 03:44 AM

((ROFLMAO! *Tear* That was great Crown!))

CrownofEblan is actually an immortal world renowned treasure hunter who has spent his last three lifetimes searching for Atlantis. The poor man has to wear tons of makeup and take two hour long showers every day just to hide the grime, barnacles, and scars that have built up over the years from his multitudinous battles with Krakens and his many years living under the sea with a hermit-crab named Bob.

EDIT: ninja'd.

Katy is a bio-geneticist who spends her time held up in a two room apartment splicing the genes of completely opposite animals. She is most proud of her Kangacow.

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#2958
Old 04-07-2010, 04:05 AM

(I try, Elys, It try. Now, lesse if I can out-do my previous efforts)

Ahem...

Elys the Magnificent was just playing the starring roles (i.e. all the roles) of the Most Fantastical musical in the Andromeda cluster of supergalaxies. Of course, as there are many most fabulous (and fantastical) musicals; she was playing them simultaneously, most notably in Broadway, the Globe Theatre, Mars-Vulcan Interplanetary Theatre, the Klingon sate og National Pride and Effort. Of course, this simply is not all. After leaving from her masterful performances she personally visited me and disclosed her new plan for world domination.
I've been sworn to secrecy, but I can share that it involves purple elephants, a red dinosaur, several million tons of chocolate, and a tapdancing monkey from Peru, named Dojario. (and, of course, the secret Newton&Einstein production method for weapons of mass destruction).

Oh dear... I've spoken too much. I'll see you in her political enemy/slave-labour camp in the underground New Siberian wasteland on the planetoid Quaor. I am accepting mitten donations.

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#2959
Old 04-14-2010, 12:56 PM

Hmmm lets see
CrownofEblan goes hiking every week and always comes back with a special kind of drink that can only be made and found on one small spot on the mountain.......although it is one of the most rarest drinks in the world.......instead of sharing it with his closest friends he shares it with the people that make fun of him for hiking every week instead of doing normal things like gettings tattoos in shotie dive bars with fake I.D's................

Want to know the special secert about the drink from the mountain.................of cause you do.........................well i really shouldnt say.....but ill give you a clue................every hear the expression:
Never eat yellow snow....................well i think we all know where this is goning soo i shall say no more.............................................. ..........^__^Tee Hee ^__^

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#2960
Old 04-17-2010, 12:37 AM

Cold_Scarlet has a secret tradition in which she mathematically calculates the second day of the Kgeitse (a banned Kgeitseian holiday) every year so that she can run about naked shaking a chicken in her front lawn for two hours and praise the all-knowing Kgeitseain god Narku for granting her another season without having a black snake cross her path during a full moon.

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Old 04-17-2010, 12:40 AM

I.... I am so -sniff- sorry to report that... -sniff- -sniff- Elys... Elys has... she's.. Oh gosh, it's so hard.. -blows nose loudly and wipes away Wani tears- ... retired from Presidency of the Andromeda cluster of Galaxies.

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#2962
Old 04-24-2010, 08:35 PM

CrownofEblan is secretly an immortal who has super power and shares these powers with only his friends who come from an another planet where dinosaurs and mammoths are not extinct.

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#2963
Old 04-25-2010, 02:42 AM

Hatsune-Miku is a failed experiment who escaped form a science research lap in the middle of the ocean now she works and lives in sea world performing with the dolphins

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#2964
Old 04-25-2010, 06:43 AM

Cold_Scarlet is actually a talking dog that managed to learn how to use a computer and spends her time away from her master lurking about avatar sites.

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#2965
Old 04-28-2010, 11:24 PM

ElysiumFate is really a ninja who has super powers and can speak in any language of her choice

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#2966
Old 04-28-2010, 11:50 PM

kuro_ame has a pet dog that walks on one leg and talk German!!! :O

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Hatsune-Miku's hair is made of squid... O.O

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#2967
Old 07-02-2010, 05:56 PM

Acena isn't really banned, just working undercover :ninja:

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#2968
Old 07-07-2010, 10:37 PM

SadsaLove is really a part time super model who loves ham. Her boss complains it'll make her fat, but she says it's actually giving her an edge with that love of ham.

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#2969
Old 07-09-2010, 11:57 AM

Rauwra is really made from cotton candy that was brought to life by a mad scientist and if she ever gets wet she will melt into a small pink puddle of sugar.

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#2970
Old 07-10-2010, 03:17 PM

Lokie has a rocket in her tool shed. O:

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#2971
Old 07-10-2010, 07:50 PM

Canielele goes to France every summer just to get a bunch of es cargo so she can give it to her great aunt Felicia (as payback for all those barbie doll gifts in the past >:] )

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#2972
Old 07-13-2010, 02:19 AM

PrincessOfJazz sneaks into old folks homes and poisons all their food!
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT???? :C

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#2973
Old 07-13-2010, 04:45 PM

Neko XOXOX is a spy for New Zeland and is living in Swahili as of now.

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#2974
Old 07-14-2010, 03:23 AM

Potterfangirl is just disguising herself so that she can secretly fantasize about Link because she is a princess from a fantasy world. She wants to be able to fight just as well as he does.

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#2975
Old 07-19-2010, 08:55 PM

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