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#1551
Old 07-21-2010, 07:55 PM

so if done right you can have 2 birthdays

what is a pickle?

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#1552
Old 07-23-2010, 09:40 PM

Same thing as a cucumber.

Which way is east?

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#1553
Old 07-24-2010, 05:54 AM

The way thats not west maybe.

How do you find the middle of east?

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#1554
Old 07-24-2010, 10:50 PM

Look on the map.

Why are some men such pigs?

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#1555
Old 07-25-2010, 07:33 AM

because all the qualities of other animals were already taken so we got what ever was left...

why is my back sore?

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#1556
Old 07-28-2010, 05:02 AM

Because it hates you.
Why is my stomache talking to me?

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#1557
Old 07-28-2010, 04:54 PM

its lonely :(

how can your nose run?

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#1558
Old 07-28-2010, 09:31 PM

Quickly.

What happens when boys get girl germs and vice versa?

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#1559
Old 07-29-2010, 12:23 PM

It becomes a frenzy.
Where can I find the end of the rainbow?

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#1560
Old 07-29-2010, 02:06 PM

One end has a boiling pot with gold at the bottom and one end shines from the bum of a leprechaun...

Which end you interested in?

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#1561
Old 07-29-2010, 11:08 PM

I think I'll take my chances with the boiling pot. :lol:
Would you happen to know that leprechaun that has a rainbow coming out his bum?:lol:

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#1562
Old 07-30-2010, 01:48 AM

I do actually. Fun guy to have at a party. One HELL of a party trick hes got ill give him that! And because hes Irish, he can drink and drink and drink too! Hes a champ!

Whats a good way to get a girl to like you?

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#1563
Old 07-30-2010, 06:11 AM

Rub peanutbutter on your face and tell her to lick it off.
Do I give very bad advice?

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#1564
Old 07-30-2010, 06:16 AM

Not if "a girl" is me!

How can oil be extra-virgin?

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#1565
Old 07-30-2010, 08:57 AM

They find olives that arent developed enough to be virgins yet, so technically they dont have any virginity to take, let alone whether its been taken or not?

*smears peanut butter on face*
Will Mizayo lick it off i wonder?

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#1566
Old 07-30-2010, 05:26 PM

... Maybe *Licks some peanut butter off Assassin's face* Hehe, I wuv peanut butter.

Is my avatar sexy?

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#1567
Old 07-31-2010, 12:25 AM

Peanut butter is teh shiz!

Sexy like a llama in speedos Mizayo!

If Predators were real, and so were Aliens, which, if either of them, would you be helping, or would you be running for your life?

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#1568
Old 07-31-2010, 12:56 AM

I would help both, and together we will all run for our lives because a bigger threat will come upon us!
Why do llamas spit so much?

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#1569
Old 07-31-2010, 01:06 AM

because they cant swallow anything.

If it were opposite day, wouldnt it then not be opposite day?

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#1570
Old 07-31-2010, 01:27 AM

Yes. It would be so definitely not yes.
How come we mostly walk on our feet instead of our hands?

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#1571
Old 07-31-2010, 01:35 AM

Because its too hard to drink coffee using your toes.

Who decided to call a hand a 'hand', why not a 'blergh' or a 'humnah' ?

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#1572
Old 07-31-2010, 02:03 AM

Because the english language is a strange one!
Why can you see skin through finger nails but nothing else?

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#1573
Old 07-31-2010, 02:05 AM

Because we dont have the eyes of superman and cant use x-ray vision?

If superman is so great, why does he wear his undies on the outside?

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#1574
Old 07-31-2010, 02:15 AM

Because only real men like to show everyone what colour their underwear is!
Why are M&M's called M&M's when they don't even look like M's?

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#1575
Old 07-31-2010, 07:37 AM

Because they heard there was an up and comming rapper with the same name lol!

If olive oil is made from olives... what is baby powder made from?

 


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