Kinny decided today that he wanted to adopt a baby. To do this, he learned, he had to make a diary of life with a surrogate baby. He decided that even if it might be a hassle to try to play with a paper baby, he would eventually learn how fun it would be, and decided that if he was deemed worthy, he would have a rewarding life as a parent to a cute cuddly Baby Yan.
He has decided to name his Baby Yan surrogate "Timmy Thom Yorke" or "Jimothy" for short.
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Today, Kinny had a lazy day with Baby Yan. We drew pretty flowers for a while. Jimothy is very talented! Kinny was very proud of the pretty flowers that Jimothy drew.
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After we drew for a while, Kinny put Yan to nap because he was getting cranky. It was a little chilly, but not overly much, so Kinny just used a bedsheet to cover him.
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After nap time, Kinny steam-cooked hot dogs. He kept a close eye on Baby Yan so he wouldn't be burned by the steam. Jimothy was so excited that he drooled all over the counter!
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After dinner, Kinny took Jimothy on a trip through the house. Jimothy thought the horse on Kinny's sister's door was real. It was so cute! Jimothy wanted to pet it!
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At one point during the tour, Jimothy found a spinny chair, and Kinny kept a close eye on him as he spun, so that Kinny could rescue him. He looked so happy!
Kinny is taking Jimothy to town with a friend! He has lots of plans for the big day out! Jimothy is excited, so Kinny gave him some panties and introduced him to a kitty to calm him down a little. Kinny and Jimothy are waiting for Kinny's friend Kyle to come so they can go into town!
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Once we were finally on the way, Jimothy kept fiddling with the controls for the radio, specifically the volume. Naughty Jimothy! Kinny kept him from turning up the volume too much.
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At the library, Kinny showed Jimothy the collection of manga and graphic novels. Kinny swears that he could see stars in little Jimothy's eyes. Kinny checked out a manga for him that he thought Jimothy would like.
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Next stop was the bead shop! So many shiny things. Kinny kept a careful eye on Jimothy and didn't let him put any in his mouth. Kinny was worried!
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On the way home, Jimothy eagerly looked out the window. Kinny used his hands as seatbelts for him, since he didn't have a baby seat yet.
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Finally, we got home. Since Jimothy liked the panties so much, Kinny let him wear them on his head while he read his library book. He looked so cute! Kinny was so proud.
Today was a lazy day, so Kinny and Jimothy played some games together. Mostly, Kinny showed Jimothy how not to chew on the controller. Jimothy kicked Kinny's butt!
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After just a couple hours, Jimothy wandered off because he noticed the big doggies. Two of them went outside for outside time, and one of them cuddled him. It was so cute!
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After a dinner of eggs and toast with melon, Kinny came downstairs and played cave man with Jimothy using some large dinosaur figures that his older sister made. Jimothy pretended to ride one, and then it lifted off and went into space. It took Kinny three hours to find him and bring him back home.
Today, when Jimothy woke up, he told Kinny all about his dream last night. It was full of suspense and scary stuff. Poor Jimothy was shaken up. Kinny used magic cell phone camera powers to take pictures of the dream.
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For dinner, it is macaroni and cheese! Kinny let little Jimothy stir. It turns out dinner was made a bit too early, and now we will have to just warm it up when dinner time comes. Oh well, Kinny is sure it will be tasty.
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After dinner, it was time to help Grandma outside. Jimothy decided that swinging from the willow branches like Tarzan might be more fun. It took Kinny an hour to get him down, but Jimothy looked so happy!
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After yard work, everyone was very sweaty, so we played with the hose for a while. Jimothy seemed a little pale, so Kinny was worried, but his color came back after cooling down a bit.
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Jimothy looked pretty soggy, so Kinny wrapped him in a towel and held him to give him time to dry off.
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Once Jimothy was dry, he ran off and it took Kinny a while to find him. When Kinny did, he found Jimothy had stolen bras and had fallen asleep in the pile he made.
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Later in the night, Kinny was talking to Rainy on the phone. He let Jimothy and Rainy's baby talk for a little before bed time.
This morning, Kinny discovered that Jimothy wasn't in bed! Kinny was so worried! Kinny found him before too long, and was very disappointed. Jimothy had gotten into the drugs and had used them wrong. He tried smoking them and got sick. Kinny scolded him thoroughly and then took him to the clinic. Jimothy is fine, but Kinny was very worried.
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Kinny taught Jimothy the joys of Cheeze-itz. Specifically, four-cheese. The cheese seemed to make him happy, so Kinny was glad. Jimothy ate half of the box! He's gonna have a tummy ache, but that's his own fault. He has to learn how to moderate his noms.
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The smell of cheese attracted Kinny and Yumeh's love child, and she tried to steal. Luckily, Jimothy hid and threw the last cheesy treat up and Atana Velvet Ashaba Flint went for that instead. Kinny was glad that Jimothy was un-nommed.
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After all of that, Kinny decided to teach Jimothy how to defend himself with a giant foam katana. Jimothy learned well, but Kinny is worried he might become evil and kill Kinny later, as talented students of the katana tend to do.
